There would be a clearly marked, spacious place in front of you to put your bag instead of having to choose between 1) coat rack right by the front door where you can't see it, 2) on the floor with all the hair (blech), 3) on the counter in front of the mirror (won't work, mine is too big and the stylist has their stuff there), or 4) throw it in the trunk of your car before you leave for the salon so that no one sees you leave it unattended in your vehicle.
Also everyone would be paid a good living wage and because of that there would be no tipping allowed, either, so that you don't have to freak out over whether you are tipping way more than or way less than you should.
So yes, this haircut chain would cater to those of us who hate negotiating the social aspects of salons. I guarantee there are stylists out there too who would enjoy the prospect of getting to work on people's hair in silence and really focus on it.
And in my fantasy world this salon would be called the Awkward Turtle and it would be the best ever.
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He said I shouldn't change anything.
OMG I want to scream.
I do agree with my first prof that I need to state more clearly my research ideas, goals, and be more "forward looking." I spent a lot of time talking about what I did for my past job(s) and volunteer work, because I saw this in a lot of other examples of statements I found. But apparently you're not supposed to do that. Maybe I'll cut back on the past stuff. I'll incorporate both profs' suggestions, how's that?
Also, I finally got my tentative selection notice for work. Once I fill the info they need, I should get my letter, though I don't know when. I'm not sure I'll be able to start work next week like I'd hoped, but oh well.
Today, I have:( ta-fucking-da )
I'm also planning on planting some lettuce and kale in the backyard today since I now have a tool to help, and I'm going to change my sheets sometime today. All while in pain all the time! I thought about going for a walk since it's beautiful out, then my legs wobbled while walking to my car to get to Target. I think instead of a walk I'll try to sit outside next to my plants for a bit.
My dad is coming to visit on Friday and staying for a week, so I'd like everything to be wonderfully clean by then so that he doesn't quite realize how awful I've been about cleanliness levels. And really my cleanliness isn't that bad, but it has been bothering me how much cat hair there is everywhere.
That reminds me that I do need to clean out my car... It's pretty gross. :/ But that, too, requires spoons.
Last night I did some rearranging and I'm realizing I have a lot of things I should move around to make better room. I haven't quite moved in to my place, even though it's been near a year. I am pretty bad at doing these things and I don't want that to show, either. I want to be able to invite people over! Which would be easier with more chairs, maybe sofa. Then again, I don't necessarily have the money for such a thing. So. I hate that I'm asking my parents for so much all the time. >_<
And I am blabbering. I just need to make sure I take breaks where I'm not running around doing things, and so I figured writing here would keep me seated for a bit. I should look at my inbox, too... But really, big focus this week is on Cleaning Everything for my dad's arrival! Also I should work on the competition for the law review.
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• I also seem to be buying excessive quantities of culottes. (Well, two pairs, but you know.) For once I'm on trend. I know I have to buy now, before they disappear for another twenty years. I hate the fashion cycle.
• Victor isn't the only one who has a phone case of himself
• This weekend I'm going to Belgium, and it's now clear that it's going to be boiling hot, like 28C/83F on Sunday. Currently reconsidering my packing list, plans, life choices, etc. (Don't laugh, people from elsewhere.) I still plan on climbing the Wall of Geraardsbergen but I'll have to do it early in the morning. And, you know, on foot. Needless to say.
1. Tan and Tethera, Monday, 22 May 2017
2. Sethera, Azer, and Hovera
As you can see, the newest squash seeds (Azer and Hovera) have both sprouted. They peeked above the soil around 11pm Saturday night and have been going great guns since then. I will give them a week or two of growing before I decide which one gets to live.
3. peppers A2, A4, A6, B1, B3, and B5
4. peppers C2, C4, C6, D1, D3, and D5
5. peppers E2, E4, E6, F1, F3, and F5
6. the Lazarus pepper
All the peppers are enjoying another day trip outdoors. They will come back in around dinner time, because of the weather. (This has been a weirdly cold, wet spring, and that shows no sign of changing any time soon.) I think I will also bring the Lazarus pepper in tonight, though tomorrow I may finally be able to leave it out 24-7. I intended to do that over the weekend, but I've been a little jittery when temperatures keep dropping below 50F overnight.
The weather has also made it a little tricky to start moving the seedlings outdoors, since I don't want to just toss them out for twelve hours straight while I'm at work (yikes!) and my days off tend to be iffy on the weather front. I assume it can't stay cold forever, though.
And that's about it for the week. :)
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Shadow of the Demon Lord resources
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- Pregenerated SotDL characters (World Builder Blog)
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