I have never watched Utena (though I have HEARD a fair bit about it) but AHAHA AKIO/AL. I'm sure Ed would be happy to tag-team Mei Chan in kicking that slimeball pervert in the face

Al: W-what is this? Is he?! I... I've never been seduced before...
Mei Chan: ALPHONSE-SAMA, MEI-CHAN WILL SEDUCE YOU ALL YOU LIKE, DO NOT SETTLE FOR THAT PERVERT, HE IS UNWORTHY!

Also oh my god Akio/Nanny Ogg. My eyes will never recover.