HAHAHA my iPod gives me Sunglasses at Night. This is the fic about that time that Adam keeps Joris up late watching terrible 80s and 90s action movies, and Joris then proceeds to have a dream in which Konstam is basically Bruce Willis, in a leather jacket and shades, driving through the city being a hardass.

Alternately, it's the AU version of Homeward Bounders in which Konstam does wear a leather jacket and drive around the city being a five-foot-tall hardass. SO DANGERESQUE.