That was totally me until I started trying to change my habits a few years ago, with the exception of a bunch of biographies about Badass Historical Queens (I had and still have a thing for Badass Historical Queens) and the Horrible Histories (perhaps the origin of my fondness for lolhistory . . .?)

Sadly I do not think historical guest stars in fiction works count, EVEN THOUGH they are inevitably lolarious. And always make me want to at least Wikipedia that person.