Greed would be the GREATEST AND MOST FABULOUS DIVA EVER. Every costume would be covered in sequins head to toe.

Poor Falman just wears his long-suffering-disapproving face ALL THE TIME. Meanwhile, Hughes drops by every other day to steal people's stuff just for the lulz. (Isn't that just basically a requirement of any wacky office hijinks AU?)

It is! And sounds appropriately dramatic. MUFASENHEIM. He lives in you!