hahaha, my rejected title for this fic: "In Which Becca Is Completely Incapable of Writing Roy and Riza Doing Anything Except Speaking in Six Layers of Ridiculous Code." IT IS A SICKNESS. I am sure there are very occasional times they speak like normal people, I just can't ever write them doing it! Anyway I am super glad you like it. <3333

(Other rejected title: "In Which Aerugan Arms Smugglers Tragically Cockblock.")