Dude, my friend said the same thing about the convenient horse and the answer was obvious: THE BIRDS TOLD THE HORSE TO BE THERE.

Or maybe the fairies in the birds did. SOMETHING.

But yeah, these are generally my thoughts. I do wish it had been more coherent (like, I didn't even understand what happened at the end - was it that Snow White could kill her because she was the Fairest? Or that she had to kill her with a knife with the blood from one of them on it? No clue), especially because I felt like with a decent script doctor it probably could have been a not terrible movie (like, just fewer awkward lines, more jokes that aren't punching Chris Hemsworth in the stomach as totally hilarious as that is, and again just a bit more sense making - I don't need total sense! Just some! More of an excuse for random stag thing, more explanation as to what the fuck happened with that apple, and maybe less random back story that didn't actually shed light on things? I don't know). But whatever, I still had fun with the pretty, campy bs of it.

Also, I'm just saying - the only time Snow White actually kisses someone of her own volition, she's technically kissing a lady. JUST SAYING.