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For the 17th,
bookblather asked about the thing that should have a fandom MOST and inexplicably doesn't have one, which means: IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT 7 SEEDS AGAIN. >:D >:D >:D
So for those of you who don't remember when I fell head over heels a year and a half ago, 7 Seeds is a manga about a bunch of teenagers who have just woken up to find themselves in a bizarre and terrifying post-apocalyptic Japan full of things that want to eat them. These kids -- carefully selected for their skills and arranged to wake up in groups of seven, plus one adult helper -- basically represent the last, most stupid, and most implausible plan of a whole bunch of really stupid and implausible plans developed to save humanity from METEORIC DOOM.
Bear in mind that when I say "carefully selected for their skills," I mean most of them are like "THE BEST TEEN BASEBALL PLAYER IN JAPAN" or "THE BEST PIANIST IN JAPAN" or "KNOWS THE MOST LANGUAGES IN JAPAN." Real useful apocalyptic skills here!
Then of course there is Team Failboat, who were selected for being the most socially maladjusted children in Japan, because our genre-savvy sinister mastermind did not want to gamble against the possibility that the only way to save the future would be to bank on a Wacky Band of Misfits.
7 Seeds has everything. It HAS EVERYTHING. A short list of stuff that fandom SHOULD LOVE that 7 Seeds includes:
- hilariously implausible doomsday scenarios!
- teamwork and friendships!
- kickass female characters!
- assholes who turn out to be surprisingly lovable!
- a ZOMBIE PLOT!
- a HUNGER GAMES PLOT!
- a PLOT about EVIL MUSHROOMS THAT GROW ON CROCODILES!
- infinite numbers of attractive teenagers to smush against each other in infinite combinations!
- plus a lot of CUTE PUPPIES!
In addition, a short list of stuff that I love that 7 Seeds includes:
- an incredibly diverse array of female characters who have really important relationships with each other!
- character development! in spades! for everyone!
- really thoughtful and well-done handling of trauma and abuse and cycles of abuse and the recovery process!
- teenagers who have realistic short-term crushes and then move on without having it be the source for endless angst!
There are a lot of things I love that I wouldn't wish a fandom on, because a fandom would probably do terrible things. But -- maybe optimistically -- I don't feel that way about 7 Seeds! There is just so much POTENTIAL. Like, okay, yes, probably if fandom did ever glom onto 7 Seeds, sixty to seventy percent of the resulting fanworks would be variations on dudeslash starring Awful Angry Ango, because that's just how fandom rolls. But I could ignore that and focus on the remaining 30%, which would be TEAM-BUILDING FIC and backstory fic and "today everyone has to face a new and EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS PERIL!"-fic and ridiculous AU fic and, like, silly crossover fic and some hilariously random pairing fics and at least a FEW amoral architect lesbian fics. AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. I would be so happy!
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So for those of you who don't remember when I fell head over heels a year and a half ago, 7 Seeds is a manga about a bunch of teenagers who have just woken up to find themselves in a bizarre and terrifying post-apocalyptic Japan full of things that want to eat them. These kids -- carefully selected for their skills and arranged to wake up in groups of seven, plus one adult helper -- basically represent the last, most stupid, and most implausible plan of a whole bunch of really stupid and implausible plans developed to save humanity from METEORIC DOOM.
Bear in mind that when I say "carefully selected for their skills," I mean most of them are like "THE BEST TEEN BASEBALL PLAYER IN JAPAN" or "THE BEST PIANIST IN JAPAN" or "KNOWS THE MOST LANGUAGES IN JAPAN." Real useful apocalyptic skills here!
Then of course there is Team Failboat, who were selected for being the most socially maladjusted children in Japan, because our genre-savvy sinister mastermind did not want to gamble against the possibility that the only way to save the future would be to bank on a Wacky Band of Misfits.
7 Seeds has everything. It HAS EVERYTHING. A short list of stuff that fandom SHOULD LOVE that 7 Seeds includes:
- hilariously implausible doomsday scenarios!
- teamwork and friendships!
- kickass female characters!
- assholes who turn out to be surprisingly lovable!
- a ZOMBIE PLOT!
- a HUNGER GAMES PLOT!
- a PLOT about EVIL MUSHROOMS THAT GROW ON CROCODILES!
- infinite numbers of attractive teenagers to smush against each other in infinite combinations!
- plus a lot of CUTE PUPPIES!
In addition, a short list of stuff that I love that 7 Seeds includes:
- an incredibly diverse array of female characters who have really important relationships with each other!
- character development! in spades! for everyone!
- really thoughtful and well-done handling of trauma and abuse and cycles of abuse and the recovery process!
- teenagers who have realistic short-term crushes and then move on without having it be the source for endless angst!
There are a lot of things I love that I wouldn't wish a fandom on, because a fandom would probably do terrible things. But -- maybe optimistically -- I don't feel that way about 7 Seeds! There is just so much POTENTIAL. Like, okay, yes, probably if fandom did ever glom onto 7 Seeds, sixty to seventy percent of the resulting fanworks would be variations on dudeslash starring Awful Angry Ango, because that's just how fandom rolls. But I could ignore that and focus on the remaining 30%, which would be TEAM-BUILDING FIC and backstory fic and "today everyone has to face a new and EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS PERIL!"-fic and ridiculous AU fic and, like, silly crossover fic and some hilariously random pairing fics and at least a FEW amoral architect lesbian fics. AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. I would be so happy!
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Okay, that's pretty cool.
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I mean, I also appreciate the teenagers who wake up in a group of three instead of seven and just basically settle into a big puppypile. And I also appreciate the teenagers who institute a ban on reproductive sex, because they don't have any contraceptives in the post-apocalyptic future, so instead they get stoned and have a lot of oral. And I also appreciate the teenagers that everyone thinks are an item who eventually reveal that they tried to have sex once, thought it didn't work at all and decided they'd rather not do it again. It's all so refreshing for shojo manga!
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HUZZAH THAT DOSE OF REALISM.
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I cried and ran away.
BUT TEAM FAILBOAT YES TEAM FAILBOAT IS THE BEST. Especially once the emo duo joins up and struggle to hold onto their emo but fail because team failboat has anti-emo mojo.
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I LOVE TEAM FAILBOAT WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL. I love their earnest efforts to turn the apocalypse into a wacky comedy. I LOVE THEIR TALENT SHOWS.
Every so often I turn to my old roommate (who I made read the manga) and say "remember when Semimaru was the bad guy?" and we just laugh and laugh. OH, THAT WACKY SEMIMARU AND HIS SOYBEANS. There was a time I thought I would hate him forever!
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And yeah, given their earlier chapters, who ever would have thought that between Semimaru and Ango, Semimaru is the one who ended up both the nicer character and the more acceptable potential love interest. For anyone. Ever. (I mean, I do get Ango and see how his experiences and trauma led to him doing the things he did but that doesn't make it ok or an understandable reaction because he opted to do them and about 90% of the Summer A/Spring/Autumn Issues were caused by him.)
THE TALENT SHOW. THE LAST STAGE IN THE PLOT TO LURE IN AND DESTROY THE EMO DUO. It worked so well that either they adopted the Emo Duo or the Emo Duo adopted them, I'm not sure which.
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....OH THAT WACKY AYU. <3)
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OH AYU. Though, to be fair, I don't think she would have run any experiments that she thought would actually hurt him. Not that that makes it too much better.
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I vote Natsu/Hana!
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I think I'd sort of vaguely tossed it on there, but then I forgot about it. BUT NOW I REMEMBER.
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every time I convince someone else to read 7 Seeds an amoral lesbian builds another house
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Arashi: MY GIRLFRIEND IS DELICATE AND FRAIL AND NEEDS MY PROTECTION
Hana: *dives off a cliff to escape some cannibals, nbd*
Yes good thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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Later on some people meet Arashi after meeting Hana and are just like ".....Hana is a formidable woman of iron nerves! This dude is running away from bugs. WE DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS RELATIONSHIP."
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OUT OF A POTATO
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Why not straight-up tell the guides exactly where they would be emerging from?
Who says, "It may be decades or even centuries before they awaken and discover these precious caches of supplies! Yeah, let's throw some canned food in there, that should work out okay."
Why'd they skimp on hiring someone who would have pointed out that actually, yeah, throwing in some novels and some manga would be a good call, because people need entertainment of some kind to keep from losing their goddamn minds?
Who the fuck thought the misogynist who signed up for war so he could deal some violence would be a good leader???
I don't expect any answers to exist, and if they do, I don't want them now. I'm just excited to have someone already available to flail at as I read something new, because I usually don't and the questions collect in my brain until I risk hitting critical mass.
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(But yeah, I mean, one thing I kind of love is that it's VERY CLEAR it was dudes who set the whole thing up and the manga is VERY AWARE THAT THAT WAS TERRIBLE.)
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But that's awesome, I love reading stuff that's self-aware like that. :D
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SO MUCH BASEBALL
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I may have to read up on Japanese baseball culture. For now I'll settle happily on side-eyeing the translation, just like I've been doing off and on anyway. :D
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Still wanna look up Japanese baseball culture, tho.
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*gets distracted for the next ten minutes from both ranting and crucial juncture in 7S narrative by looking up Japanese baseball terminology* I don't know why fandom thinks sports fans are so different, we're all equally obsessive.
SO YEAH can't find any indication that the idea of a run should be translated as "run" OR "point" so I guess I have a lot of feelings about defaulting to the most recognizable terminology in a translation when there's nothing more specifically accurate?
But then we are talking about people who apparently couldn't look up the spellings of "Clemens" or "Rodriguez," SO WHATEVER oh my god I will try not to spend too many comments going on about baseball minutiae SEE WHAT I MEAN about a fan being a fan regardless of the media type???
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i wont complain about them anymore i swear
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The thing is I don't even HAVE any particular feelings about baseball. Or DIDN'T HAVE. And now suddenly I CAN'T NOT BECAUSE IT'S SYMBOLIC OF FEELINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE
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And then just when you think you've escaped that particular story without crying yourself into severe hydration, BAM. Names and pictures of the kids who never even woke up.
Now I'm in the last few chapters of Battle Royale On Steroids, and I have SO MANY questions, but they pretty much all boil down to me being sure that traumatizing the kids who are the hope for humanity's future so badly that the happiest among them turns into a vengeful would-be murderer should work out JUST FINE, I see no problems there.
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(Koruri :( :( :( MAYU :( :( :()
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"Gengoro just had to painfully put down his beloved pet, but how do I make this all about me?"
taking a bullet to the face would be an acceptable startGuess who my new favorite character isn't. I was on the fence for awhile because I didn't want to be biased by the comments I read here, but this chapter decided me quite nicely.
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(No, really, here's how bad I am at faces: When I first started watching Friends, I couldn't tell Joey and Chandler apart. It's even worse with black and white drawings.)
(Also on the subject of people getting shot in the face: well, it was the wrong dude, and he got shot basically everywhere except the face, but I'll take it. And I can't express how much I loved the stark drawings of all the "winners" as they were being congratulated. I am deeply satisfied with how that arc concluded exactly how it should have.)
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(yessss omg that image. That one, and the one of Nijiko with the tea and the skeletons in the background, are I think basically the two best panels artistically speaking in the manga.)
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Hana is MY big damn hero.
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I think there may have been a time when I didn't like Haru very much, but I was young and stupid then. I have since gained wisdom and seen the error of my ways.
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I would like to add that the choice of words here is HILARIOUS when you've maybe read a little more bad yaoi manga (complete with cheesily-innuendoed appeals for help) than anyone really should. *cries*
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My favorite thing about 7 Seeds is how everything that is terrible about one contingency plan is fixed in another, EVEN MORE TERRIBLE contingency plan!
. . . Okay that's not my FAVORITE thing, but it is a thing I enjoy deeply.
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"Here's this one dude you haven't seen for about a thousand pages and who barely did anything anyway, you totally remember him, right?"
SURE I DO, 7 SEEDS. SURE I DO.
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Of course, why wouldn't I remember the guy who prayed at everything?
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SO CLEVER. I love little details like that.
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I wrote a poem for Ango. It goes like this.
i hope your hand rots off
and i hope you find birds
and they poo on your head
and then maybe you should die
of something
really
embarrassing
fin
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And don't think you're forgiven just because you and Ryo bearing bewildered witness to this mysterious ritual called "fun" may be the actual funniest thing I will encounter in what has become an extremely long day.
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help me
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I was so mad at Ryo and Ango and then. AND THEN. AND THEN TEAM SUMMER B!!!!! and then everything was talent shows and hilarity and I was still incredibly mad at Ryo and Ango BUT I COULDN'T BE UPSET THAT THEY WERE IN THE STORY BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING WAS PURE GOLD
DAMMIT, YUMI TAMURA
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I'M NOT DONE HATING THEM YET USING THEM TO MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD IS RUUUUUDE
(Well, I'm not done hating Ryo yet; I can live with fictional characters attempting and/or committing murder, so he might eventually get a pass from me. Ango can explode and die forever, though. There's a line not even people who don't exist get to cross.)
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(I have come round to where I think the exploration of both Ango and Ryo and their damage is a relevant and interesting part of the story, and I love the way she handles and talks about it . . . and I'll be okay if Ango dies in some kind of redemptive fashion? BUT I STILL WOULD BE QUITE HAPPY FOR HIM TO DIE.)
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All that said, let us remember this: even if Ango never dies in the narrative, he is not immortal. Someday he will die, and that day will be awesome.
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and still they don't INSTANTLY GET THE ANSWER OH MY GOD though I wonder if that saying exists in Japan or if the translators are just trying to piss me off.
OH LOOK IT'S BASEBALL WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
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im so glad that plot is doooooooone I am all ready for Shinigami Kaname, oh yeah.
(I am also counting the pages until I regret saying that.)
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I'm gonna go have nightmares about mushrooms now goodnight.
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To be fair, Team Failboat is their second backup plan. Their first backup plan is building a team via intense survival training and trauma. The best part is when these two teams meet and Team Failboat conquers Team Trauma with sheer flailing enthusiasm.
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