Also for the record Evil Space Prince Eddie Redmayne's refinery was not on a volcanic planet. I am like 99% sure that it was, literally, on Jupiter. In the middle of the Great Red Spot, as far as I can tell, or possibly underneath it. That was never said onscreen or anything, but that is Jupiter with its Great Red Spot that Channing Tatum did an angsty self-sacrificing space-rollerblading swan dive into.
I was confused by the logistics of how she stuck the pad on him, also. I appreciated the moment enormously, but the sticky side... has plastic on it, Jupiter...
Also also I love how much of this review reads as, like, wacky lulzy parody that picks out and exaggerates the silly bits, and NO. NO ALL OF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, SOME OF IT VERBATIM. I'm still full of hilarity. This movie is beautiful. I'm pretty sure they literally let a twelve-year-old who goes by Raevynn Skyfyre on ff.net write the basic plot, and very seriously Axe Copped it up. Everything is beautiful and full of Swarovski crystals.
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Also for the record Evil Space Prince Eddie Redmayne's refinery was not on a volcanic planet. I am like 99% sure that it was, literally, on Jupiter. In the middle of the Great Red Spot, as far as I can tell, or possibly underneath it. That was never said onscreen or anything, but that is Jupiter with its Great Red Spot that Channing Tatum did an angsty self-sacrificing space-rollerblading swan dive into.
I was confused by the logistics of how she stuck the pad on him, also. I appreciated the moment enormously, but the sticky side... has plastic on it, Jupiter...
Also also I love how much of this review reads as, like, wacky lulzy parody that picks out and exaggerates the silly bits, and NO. NO ALL OF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, SOME OF IT VERBATIM. I'm still full of hilarity. This movie is beautiful. I'm pretty sure they literally let a twelve-year-old who goes by Raevynn Skyfyre on ff.net write the basic plot, and very seriously Axe Copped it up. Everything is beautiful and full of Swarovski crystals.