my favorite thing about the pipe-whacking scene is how, in a movie full of half-albino half-dog half-ninja-turtle half-dragons, our filmmakers decided that the climactic final battle properly belonged--to "the janitor" and "the whispering noodle"

I mean I buy that scrubbing toilets and giving sincere, non-pushy, well-thought-out romantic advice to wealthy ditzes could build muscles. But the noodle thing is... really beyond repair.