YES. Although, I mean, to be fair to half-albino half-wolf half-elephant half-walking fanfic Channing Tatum, he's got one move and that move is 'ROLLER SKATE TO FREEDOM.' It's a great move. I applaud it. But there's only so far it goes.

In other news, what I want more than anything else in the world right now is for the Oscars to show a clip of Eddie Redmayne, Whispering Pipe-Wielding Noodle, when he's announced for his award. Universe, if I get this one thing, I will never ask for anything again.