...to be warned, Smith and Jones is pretty liberal in its use of homophobic tropes but I am a sufficiently terrible LGBT person to find it HILARIOUS in how it does it like....the Burgess & Blunt expies dress as an emperor and a sexy slave girl for a party in Soviet Canada...the hero is somewhat Upset by bugging their room for Reasons and they have I Can't Believe You Are So Fickle And Awful I Will Storm Out And Smash China....the hero also has a bizarre amount of subtext with his Soviet opposite number who at least is a Real Man and understands his job.

I literally don't know why this book exists!!!!