Though tbh one of the things I still find most hilarious about The Tudors is that they almost fired Natalie Dormer when she dyed her hair brown because they intended to have a blonde Anne. Just amazing.

I mean. I get the impression that even I would be a little like "....okay that's a lot" reading this book, but I am sympathetic to Susan Bardo's plight. The Other Boleyn Girl was genuinely awful in more ways than I was expecting when I hatewatched it at 3 am.