Woman Betrays Man, Then Attempts to Fix It Through Desperate Sacrifice Which He Must Rescue Her From But Also Finds Very Hot!

I enjoyed The Scarlet Pimpernel for this narrative kink when I was a teenager, but would probably have less patience with it now.

Paul, my pal, here is my prediction: your girlfriend is definitely going to betray you to the Committee of Public Safety and .... it is going to be so much better for your romance than this Madonna bullshit, I speak from experience, everyone should try it!

Percy should write an advice column!