skygiants: Fakir and Duck, from Princess Tutu, with a big question mark over Duck's head (communication difficulty)
skygiants ([personal profile] skygiants) wrote 2023-07-02 12:16 am (UTC)

Watsonianly: because he was going to die as a baby and distort the course of history, so they patched up his DNA with some Neanderthal DNA and that made him an unusually suitable candidate for the immortality process for some reason

Doyleistically: GOD I WANT SO DESPERATELY TO KNOW. I kept expecting the fact that he was William Randolph Hearst to be relevant in some way but it never, ever was!
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