(DAMMIT YANKUMI THAT WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IT DOESN'T COUNT OK.

Yankumi won't even notice Kida is hitting on her, she'll just clap him on the back for his really terrible jokes and he'll be like o-ooowwww no no I'm okay, I like strong girls!! Mikado is kind of convinced that she has to be related to Shizuo somehow. And meanwhile Shin and Anri just "....." [Shin will be the only guy her age who doesn't try to hit on Anri ever! What is this refreshing feeling, she wonders?]

Izaya: Turned to the side of good by the YAKUZA. Also, regular beatings of very determined love.)