My favourite part might well have been Gandalf's "ohshit busted by mom my boss" face, complete with the entire "nagnagnag NO ONE IS LISTENING" sequence. Even venerably grey and cryptic wizards have to put up with even older and greyer wizards getting on their cases!

Also HAHAHA. I feel this AU would perhaps... not end too well for Middle Earth... but nonetheless I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF IT.