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[skygiants]

My short story "Further Arguments In Support of Yudah Cohen's Proposal to Bluma Zilberman" is up today at Diabolical Plots!

Obviously death of the author and all that but nonetheless here are some word-of-God canonical facts:

1. Yudah's pronouns are he/him/his
2. Yudah is definitely much hotter than poor Hershel Schmulewitz (that blockhead)

Comments

[happydork]

AAAAHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE! Yesssssss, Hershel Schmulewitz is a total and utter blockhead. I bet he wants kids. And for Bluma to look after HIS mother (may she have a long life) when she gets old. And probably he wants a lack of werewolves in his family, like only a total and utter blockhead would. AND I am convinced that he has, objectively speaking, a stupid face. Meanwhile, Yudah Cohen seems like a nice young man with PROSPECTS and a GOOD HEAD ON HIS SHOULDERS and the general kind of thoughtful, resourceful nature that any woman would be happy to see in a husband. <3<3<3 THIS IS GOOD FICTION AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD.

[rymenhild]

Exactly! I bet Hershel Schmulewitz has the most obnoxious relatives. You know, they're all RICH and STUPID and you can't have a decent conversation about them that isn't about the price of wheat. But if Bluma marries Yudah, she won't ever have to deal with in-laws at all, and I'm sure he'll be totally lovely to her werewolf mother all the time.

[happydork]

I heard Hershel Schmulewitz chews with his mouth open.

[skygiants]

What girl DOESN'T want to marry into a family without in-laws? I mean, honestly.

[skygiants]

Yudah Cohen, an Extremely Objective Observer, is very happy to assure you that Hershel Schmulewitz DEFINITELy has an EXTREMELY stupid face, I'm sorry, it's just facts and you can argue with almost anything but some facts are un-arguable.

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