It's got to be Hexwood, right? I'm putting my money on Hexwood. If only because of Yam intermittently interrupting to run in small panicked circles, which surely extends the page count.

The last production of Cymbeline I saw was in a parking lot, and Star Wars themed, and I'm fairly sure did not include Zeus either.

(Probably not, but genarti did also make a request for Yuletide fic in which the evil stepmother wakes up very confused ten minutes after the play ends, having accidentally used the fake poison to poison herself with ...)