(But it's not like HE put the graffiti there! Sadly this logic never works on Yankumi...
They're convinced that he must just be super good at hiding. HE MUST BE SOME KIND OF SECRET GENIUS BOSS. That's why Yankumi's secret undercover mission is so important!! Meanwhile, she runs into Mikado and gang several times and oh hey, he's such a nice boy who couldn't possibly know anything, right? Riiiight?
AHAHA. Imagine if Izaya had gone to Shirokin High, Yankumi/Shin would have flattened his ass and nipped him in the bud SO HARD.)
(HE PUT GRAFFITI SOMEWHERE. SOMETIME. Yankumi is almost positive of it!
HAHAHA YES. And Kida hits on her routinely, and Yankumi routinely flattens him to the ground and they all get very friendly. Mikado notices Shin looking at him once or twice during these interactions, but is never quite sure whether this means that he actually knows everything, or whether he's just vaguely disapproving of his hair.
THEY WOULD HAVE. And then Yankumi would probably have adopted him and tried to reform him. HE'S HER STUDENT, DAMMIT.)
(DAMMIT YANKUMI THAT WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IT DOESN'T COUNT OK.
Yankumi won't even notice Kida is hitting on her, she'll just clap him on the back for his really terrible jokes and he'll be like o-ooowwww no no I'm okay, I like strong girls!! Mikado is kind of convinced that she has to be related to Shizuo somehow. And meanwhile Shin and Anri just "....." [Shin will be the only guy her age who doesn't try to hit on Anri ever! What is this refreshing feeling, she wonders?]
Izaya: Turned to the side of good by the YAKUZA. Also, regular beatings of very determined love.)
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They're convinced that he must just be super good at hiding. HE MUST BE SOME KIND OF SECRET GENIUS BOSS. That's why Yankumi's secret undercover mission is so important!! Meanwhile, she runs into Mikado and gang several times and oh hey, he's such a nice boy who couldn't possibly know anything, right? Riiiight?
AHAHA. Imagine if Izaya had gone to Shirokin High, Yankumi/Shin would have flattened his ass and nipped him in the bud SO HARD.)
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HAHAHA YES. And Kida hits on her routinely, and Yankumi routinely flattens him to the ground and they all get very friendly. Mikado notices Shin looking at him once or twice during these interactions, but is never quite sure whether this means that he actually knows everything, or whether he's just vaguely disapproving of his hair.
THEY WOULD HAVE. And then Yankumi would probably have adopted him and tried to reform him. HE'S HER STUDENT, DAMMIT.)
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Yankumi won't even notice Kida is hitting on her, she'll just clap him on the back for his really terrible jokes and he'll be like o-ooowwww no no I'm okay, I like strong girls!! Mikado is kind of convinced that she has to be related to Shizuo somehow. And meanwhile Shin and Anri just "....." [Shin will be the only guy her age who doesn't try to hit on Anri ever! What is this refreshing feeling, she wonders?]
Izaya: Turned to the side of good by the YAKUZA. Also, regular beatings of very determined love.)