skygiants: Princess Tutu, facing darkness with a green light in the distance (ablaze)
skygiants ([personal profile] skygiants) wrote2010-02-26 02:36 pm
Entry tags:

(no subject)

I have no content today. Here, have a quick unbeta'ed Fullmetal Alchemist ficlet! (Spoilery for chapter 79 of the manga/episode 43 of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.)



Envy is determined to maintain a lofty and dignified silence in his reduced condition, which works fine until the stupid black-and-white cat tries to eat him.

- this isn't the part he minds. Let the whatever-it-is creature just try - that's fine! He'll just take over its body, and then he'd like to see the little alkahestry girl try to pretend she doesn't care. But he doesn't get a chance, because the brat sweeps up his jar before anything can happen and launches on a lecture, braids bobbing as she shakes her finger vigorously, and, incidentally, also shaking his jar, making his body flop and his head ache and someday she is going to pay for this, he swears. Envy hates pain.

But even this he could live with - he's a Homunculus! the great Envy, who started the Ishvalan war! LITTLE GIRLS CANNOT DEFEAT HIM - if delivering the lecture didn't start her off on talking.

And talking.

And talking.

After half an hour, Envy can't take it anymore.

"Look, just what kind of delusional are you, pipsqueak? He doesn't have crisp beautiful golden hair! He doesn't have any kind of hair! Because he's a giant empty suit of armor!"

Mei Chan appears unbothered by this. "You're just jealous of Alphonse-sama's good looks," she says serenely, hoists the jar, and continues walking.

The black-and-white cat shoots a smug look at him through the glass, and Envy finds himself starting to wish that the Ishval freak had just squished him under his boot after all.

[identity profile] cupenny.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I need some Envy icons!)
genarti: ([fma] eyyyyyyyyyy!)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-02-26 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU FOREVER, MY FRIEND.
genarti: ([ouran] *snif*)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-02-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't want to be friends with him?

:(

:(

:(

>:D
genarti: Animated icon of Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove jumping rope. ([eng] double dutch!)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-02-26 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*________________*







ALL THREE PLAYDATING TOGETHER. Y/Y?
genarti: ([fma] what who me?)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-02-26 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You have no heart. :(

They are tiny adorable children! WHY WOULD YOU DENY THEM THE INNOCENT JOY OF FRIENDSHIP.
genarti: ([tutu] everything maidens could wish for)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-02-26 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
LOTS TO GO AROUND.
genarti: ([st:tos] kirk's feeling captainy)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-02-26 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why thank you.

[identity profile] cupenny.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
*highlights*

*CACKLES*

[identity profile] slutbamwalla.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Prefacing this question by pointing out that I.... know nothing about FMA:

Am I understanding correctly that there is a black and white cat named Mei Chan?

[identity profile] slutbamwalla.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's more confusing than that because I actually own a black-and-white cat named Mei Chan, who was named nearly ten years ago. So I was starting to have a minor freak-out. LOL

[identity profile] elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This is awesome and you should feel awesome. XD

[identity profile] elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Fff, Envy has no appreciation for ~romance~, his opinion does not count.

[identity profile] elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. BY TALKING.
AND TALKING.



AND TALKING.
genarti: ([potc] time to nance about)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-02-28 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she could read to him from romance novels!

You know she has a stash. Or possibly just has several of them entirely memorized.

[identity profile] elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I suspect she had to leave her stash back in Xing.

Which is precisely why she memorized three of them before leaving on her journey. >D
genarti: ([ouran] gleeeeeeeeeeee!)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-03-01 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I find this 100% plausible.

They all starred golden-haired prince types, naturally.

[identity profile] elspeth-vimes.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
But of course! Other types of hero are just so boring.

[identity profile] sandrylene.livejournal.com 2010-03-02 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
You are a terrible person. Also I love you!

Also, I want to see Al get his now emaciated body back and have Mei Chan promptly try to restore him to health by cooking him lots of food...which she doesn't know how to do. And then watch Al try to be really gracious about the whole thing and pretend the resultant messes are good.

Also also?! AUGH, Selim and Honey is NOT RIGHT. Mori would not approve.

Also also also... um. Can I join for next Thursday's FMA watching? :D
genarti: ([fma] what who me?)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-03-02 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...It is probably bad that my immediate reaction is "Well, we know what Selim thinks of co-dependent bodyguards! :D" Which is that they are awesome, of course.

JOOOOIIIIN UUUUUS.
genarti: Roland Deschain with animated text cycling through several emotions (picture unchanging). ([dt] many moods of Roland)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-03-02 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
IT IS A LITTLE EXTREME.

...But I dunno, I think after a little while she'd just be like "Okay, whatever, if it works for you. Mind if I get out my book?"
genarti: ([sku] anthy thinks you're weird)

[personal profile] genarti 2010-03-02 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! It would be adorable, in its total noncommunicativeness. And she would call him Takashi-kun.

(No, because Mori is 18. *laughing* And totally devoted elsewhere and without any shared history, and if Mustang even thought vaguely about considering maybe being jealous Hawkeye would just give him a ...seriously, sir? look. And then he would go "Heh." and say something smirky.)