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Mar. 1st, 2007 04:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skygiantsWe're in that intershow phase at work where we have nothing to do except organize the scrap box and restock shoes, so I got out early. However, despite only being there for a few hours, I have learned several pieces of valuable information today:
1.) There is a book published in 1988 that tracks the history of the world, starting with God and ending triumphantly with Ronald Reagan. It is not meant as a joke.
2.) There is a bra called the Mozart Bra, conceived as a tribute to the composer, which, when a switch is pressed, plays 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' from a hidden speaker under your armpit while little stars twinkle on the front. It is not meant as a joke either.
Now isn't your life better for knowing these things?
1.) There is a book published in 1988 that tracks the history of the world, starting with God and ending triumphantly with Ronald Reagan. It is not meant as a joke.
2.) There is a bra called the Mozart Bra, conceived as a tribute to the composer, which, when a switch is pressed, plays 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' from a hidden speaker under your armpit while little stars twinkle on the front. It is not meant as a joke either.
Now isn't your life better for knowing these things?
