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Maybe they just thought they were walking for weeks when actually they were stuck in some particularly hallucinogenic spot of the Dark Forest? This would also explain all the stuff that happens in the Dark Forest that does not make much sense, like Snow White accidentally speaking troll language. ALTHOUGH THAT WAS HILARIOUS. (We speculated that Snow White managed to say "WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK" in troll language; the Huntsman was also trying to say this, but he only got as far as "YOUR MOM.")

And hah, yeah, I know, right? I have NO IDEA how Lily Cole got her youth and beauty back. Like, obviously Mrs. Huntsman is pretty really dead, but maybe you just die of old age/natural causes as a side effect of being de-youthenated and not of the de-youthenation process itself?

But I want people to rewrite it in their heads! And then share their rewrites with me so it's better!