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All I'm saying is, if Frodo had known that trick of "try to roar at it and it'll look sort of sheepish and go away," Lord of the Rings would have been a very different movie!

AND SERIOUSLY. Like, I am all for Lily Cole surviving and being young again instead of Creepy Brother, but you'd think she would have . . . tried to use that to save Creepy Brother . . . I do like the notion that the dungeons are just crammed full of cranky old ladies, though. ARMIES OF OLD LADIES. What you didn't see is the part of the movie where a dwarf went and freed all the angry old ladies and then they started laying about them with buckets and knitting needles.

The version in my head involves a weird personal bond that the Queen felt for Snow White where their first meeting and times when the Queen went to visit her that were alluded to and never seen (I WANTED THEM TO BE SEEN) had some kind of relevance! I WANT FANDOM TO GIVE ME THIS VERSION. I'm waiting, fandom!