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Dec. 7th, 2013 12:25 amSo technically I am an hour late on
rymenhild's December meme request to fanwank Kage Baker's Company novels in such a way as to preserve the awesome and jettison the OMGWTFBBQ, but given that I went straight from work to a six-hour car ride to DC I hope I will be forgiven!
Okay, so the Company novels. What you need to understand about the Company books is that I discovered the first book, In the Garden of Iden, probably about a year after it was published in 1997. I was thirteen and fell head over heels for Mendoza, misanthropic teen cyborg botanist in Elizabeth England, and her doomed and tragic romance with a brilliant heretic, and her equally doomed and tragic semi-father-daughter-relationship with the cyborg who created her, and Kage Baker's dark and hilarious blend of incredibly well-researched historical fiction and deeply cynical science fiction dystopia populated with SO MANY SAD FASCINATING CYBORGS. I devoured each new book as it came out! I fell in love with every single side character introduced! I was more than happy to let Kage Baker spend forty pages describing a bunch of cyborgs MST3K-ing D.W. Griffith's Intolerance; that kind of thing was EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HERE FOR.
In fact, it is not an exaggeration to say that Kage Baker and her massive nerdouts about film history are a significant part of the reason why I am right now a moving image archivist. I referenced these books in my entrance essay to grad school -- and to be clear, this was after the last couple books came out; I was at that point under no illusions. But there is no way for me to shake how important the Company books are to me and how many feelings I am ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE ABOUT THEM.
But . . . the last couple books. Oh, the disappointing and quite frankly horrifying aspects of the last couple books. OH, MY OVERPOWERING DESIRE TO FEED EDWARD ALTON BELL-FAIRFAX, VICTORIAN DOUCHEBAG, TO THE CROCODILES.
So how would I fanwank fix the series? Well, I could write out a detailed and thoughtful treatment that took into account all the threads of the plot, but that would probably require me to reread the last book, which to be honest I have mostly blocked out of my mind except for everything involving Lewis and Princess Tiana Parakeet and immortal cyborg William Randolph Hearst. So right now, at 1 AM after a very long car ride, my diagnosis is pretty simple:
- MENDOZA FEEDS EDWARD ALTON BELL-FAIRFAX, VICTORIAN DOUCHEBAG, TO THE CROCODILES ROUND ABOUT THE MACHINE'S CHILD, AND EVERYTHING IS BETTER
(And then think of all the things a Mendoza liberated from the awful warping factor of Edward Alton Bell-Fairfax could do! She could go rekindle her friendship with Nan! She could plot revolution with Latif and Suleyman! She could sort out her relationship with Joseph! Hell, she could go hang out and shoot the breeze with Juan Bautista and his thirty pet birds and THAT WOULD MAKE FOR AN INFINITELY BETTER AND MORE REWARDING STORY than any plotline she had in the last two books.)
Okay, so the Company novels. What you need to understand about the Company books is that I discovered the first book, In the Garden of Iden, probably about a year after it was published in 1997. I was thirteen and fell head over heels for Mendoza, misanthropic teen cyborg botanist in Elizabeth England, and her doomed and tragic romance with a brilliant heretic, and her equally doomed and tragic semi-father-daughter-relationship with the cyborg who created her, and Kage Baker's dark and hilarious blend of incredibly well-researched historical fiction and deeply cynical science fiction dystopia populated with SO MANY SAD FASCINATING CYBORGS. I devoured each new book as it came out! I fell in love with every single side character introduced! I was more than happy to let Kage Baker spend forty pages describing a bunch of cyborgs MST3K-ing D.W. Griffith's Intolerance; that kind of thing was EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HERE FOR.
In fact, it is not an exaggeration to say that Kage Baker and her massive nerdouts about film history are a significant part of the reason why I am right now a moving image archivist. I referenced these books in my entrance essay to grad school -- and to be clear, this was after the last couple books came out; I was at that point under no illusions. But there is no way for me to shake how important the Company books are to me and how many feelings I am ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE ABOUT THEM.
But . . . the last couple books. Oh, the disappointing and quite frankly horrifying aspects of the last couple books. OH, MY OVERPOWERING DESIRE TO FEED EDWARD ALTON BELL-FAIRFAX, VICTORIAN DOUCHEBAG, TO THE CROCODILES.
So how would I fanwank fix the series? Well, I could write out a detailed and thoughtful treatment that took into account all the threads of the plot, but that would probably require me to reread the last book, which to be honest I have mostly blocked out of my mind except for everything involving Lewis and Princess Tiana Parakeet and immortal cyborg William Randolph Hearst. So right now, at 1 AM after a very long car ride, my diagnosis is pretty simple:
- MENDOZA FEEDS EDWARD ALTON BELL-FAIRFAX, VICTORIAN DOUCHEBAG, TO THE CROCODILES ROUND ABOUT THE MACHINE'S CHILD, AND EVERYTHING IS BETTER
(And then think of all the things a Mendoza liberated from the awful warping factor of Edward Alton Bell-Fairfax could do! She could go rekindle her friendship with Nan! She could plot revolution with Latif and Suleyman! She could sort out her relationship with Joseph! Hell, she could go hang out and shoot the breeze with Juan Bautista and his thirty pet birds and THAT WOULD MAKE FOR AN INFINITELY BETTER AND MORE REWARDING STORY than any plotline she had in the last two books.)
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Date: 2013-12-07 06:47 am (UTC)In some ways I might almost recommend reading the short stories only, because I think a lot of the Company short stories are great, except I have no idea if I only think that because of my deep attachment to the world and the books.
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Date: 2013-12-07 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 06:53 am (UTC)I particularly liked the part where in the future, steak will be outlawed so only outlaws will eat steak. There's a particular kind of geek culture libertarianism reflected in that whole series of arguments which I find basically hilarious.
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Date: 2013-12-07 07:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 12:53 pm (UTC)Geek culture libertarianism! What a great and accurate phrase.
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Date: 2013-12-07 06:11 pm (UTC)I read Black Projects, White Knights without knowing there were any other stories and was delighted by it, so I think that's a perfectly plausible approach. I have been known to hand copies of the Shakespeare story to unsuspecting professors...
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Date: 2013-12-07 07:08 pm (UTC)I've been trying to think of a way to honor the spirit of your excellent "FEED EDWARD TO THE CROCODILES" plan while maintaining most of the plot. I think I can do it!
So actually, the mortals and immortals running Project New Enforcer (I ABSOLUTELY refuse to use the canonical project name) didn't know what they were playing at. The New Enforcers are so genetically-engineered badass that Dr. Zeus's programming techniques don't always work on them. Also whatever they are doing to create each new clone implants the memories and personalities of the last guy. So when Dr. Zeus creates a second New Enforcer in the nineteenth century, he's just Nicholas reborn. Oh, he has a new name, of course, but it's not Edward, and for ease of identification let's just call him Nicholas.
Nicholas wakes up in the nineteenth century, notices that Nennius is trying to make him amoral, and is smart enough to make Nennius think the programming is working while it isn't. He does serve his masters, to a point, so he's there working for Dr. Zeus in Mendoza in Hollywood, and he does have a delighted reunion with Mendoza, but he is not in fact an arsehole about it all. He dies. Mendoza grieves. Mendoza is sent Back Way Back. Lewis learns about Nicholas and Mendoza over the twentieth through twenty-second centuries and writes fanfic about them then. There are no further canonical changes until Nicholas is reborn for the second time in the twenty-fourth century.
Young Nicholas^3 DOES learn to read -- forget the illiterate future, he likes books. He may also hack an AI friend, whom I will declare to be less dull than the Pirate Captain. See above re: unsuccessful programming techniques, so Nicholas is not full of manpain. He is not entirely free of bad ideas, though, so Mars Two happens. But: Nicholas goes back in time and meets Mendoza at Back Way Back AFTER Mars Two, and he takes her to the indefinite future with him then. Mendoza does not get her mind blown out at Options Research. The finding and cleansing of Options Research has nothing to do with her, or maybe Joseph was looking for her there and didn't find her?
So now Mendoza and Nicholas are equal partners with an equal loathing for the Company, a time machine, a Crome-generating extra-special time-traveling power, and an AI friend. They seek allies.
But here I am stuck. The framework of the Sons of Heaven denouement, as written, requires two groups, Budu's Old Enforcers + Joseph + Hearst, vs. Suleyman + Latif + Nan + Sarai, left standing when the dust is almost clear. Alec comes in to Create Miracles and offer a sudden Third Way. How would Mendoza and Nicholas be this third way, if they've already reunited with one or both of the other teams?
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Date: 2013-12-07 07:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 07:26 pm (UTC)...yeah, really didn't do it for me, either.
Also the aliens started off scary and got to be kind of like the little yellow guys in Despicable Me.
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Date: 2013-12-07 08:13 pm (UTC)Lewis wakes up from a multiple-decade coma and the first thing he does is quote Taliesin at Princess Tiara Parakeet. My heart is his forever, even if he does have an unfortunate thing for Edward Alton Bell-Fairfax.
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Date: 2013-12-07 11:06 pm (UTC)I think the resolution would have to hinge somehow on Mendoza's Crome generation and the possibilities inherent in it, as well as with Mendoza's relationship with Joseph (since Mendoza-related issues are a large part of what is motivating Joseph ANYWAY.) I'm trying to remember what the actual conflict is between the two groups at the end of Sons of Heaven -- remind me? The problem is that I have forgotten so much of this ending plot, and you are making me want to reread it just so I can contribute!
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Date: 2013-12-08 05:01 pm (UTC)Nah; I never finished the series, but I love Black Projects, White Knights.
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Date: 2013-12-08 06:49 pm (UTC)I don't have that one! Is it still in print?
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Date: 2013-12-08 08:32 pm (UTC)Final conflict:
Joseph wants revenge for Mendoza, and also for all the other various injustices. His solution is to raise Budu and follow Budu's instructions. Budu's solution is KILL ALL THE WICKED ONES. Suleyman and his party, conversely, want to keep the human race alive and fertile.
The really wicked ones, Labienus's team and Aegeus's team, are already down. The mortal masters are present and terrified out of their wits. Personified Last Minute Plot Development AI Dr. Zeus gets eaten, at the last minute, by Alec's AI friend. (We could probably drop this whole subplot, or else build it in throughout the story so it's not a sudden development in Sons of Heaven.) Budu and crew could kill the mortal masters easily, but the ones who really deserve retribution are out of the picture. Suleyman wants to defend the mortal masters. Suleyman and Joseph are staring at each other in horror, and Budu is about to set off a gratuitous nuclear bomb, when Alec (I think it's Alec, anyway, unless it's Nicholas) walks in and says, "Uh, your bomb doesn't exist, everyone gets to live, the end."
...now that I've written that down I realize that it's all entirely gratuitous and we can scrap everything but Lewis and Princess Tiara Parakeet and Victor, although that still doesn't solve the problem of how Budu and Friends get to KILL THEM ALL.
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Date: 2013-12-09 08:20 pm (UTC)For me, the whole thing goes somewhat downhill once Alec becomes a part of the story, because the amount that I don't care about the Future in these books is immense. I have all the time of day for any wacky cyborg hijinks in the past that Kage Baker cared to deliver (one of my favorite stories is the one where Latif basically sets up his own black market side business in early modern Amsterdam), but the future full of illiterate vegans…why?
But even that PALES next to my utter hatred for Edward Alton Bell-Fairfax, for lo, he is THE WORST. The terrible, rapey worst. I've reread several of the Company books, but I always stop at The Children of the Company. On balance, this is the best thing for my sanity, even if it means no Lewis and Princess Tiana Parakeet for me.
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Date: 2013-12-09 08:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-10 12:42 pm (UTC)Actually that makes even more sense because then, okay, what you have is an ACTUAL CONCLUSION to Mendoza's constantly increasing attitude of "humans all suck, except for my favorite human, who's not REALLY a human," and her drive for vengeance! Then you sow some stuff to go counter to that in the last couple books, stuff working with Team Nan/Latif/Suleiman/Kalugin, so she has a reason to make a different choice. MENDOZA MAKING THE FORMATIVE CHOICE OF THE SERIES. AS SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL ALONG.
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Date: 2013-12-10 12:44 pm (UTC)Yeah, everything to do with Alec is just pretty much kind of boring. Alec is boring! Like, he looks better in comparison to The Hated Bell-Fairfax, because anyone does, but all the same. DULL, DULL, DULL.
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Date: 2013-12-10 01:34 pm (UTC)