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Sep. 4th, 2016 08:40 amI reread Heyer's The Masqueraders recently -- this is the one in which a brother and sister, wanted for participation in the Jacobite rebellion, are instructed by their wacky mastermind father that the only way for them to be safe from the long arm of the law is to cunningly disguise themselves as ... A SISTER AND BROTHER!
No, see, it makes sense because Our Heroine is quite tall, and her brother is quite short, and the police will be looking for a notably short man and a notably tall woman, not a man and woman who are both of approximately ... ordinary....
.... OK it really doesn't make any sense, no sense at all, but it is a lot of fun to read as cross-dressing hijinks go. It is also notable to me because Patience, unlike most cross-dressing heroines, is not a teenaged ingenue with Something to Prove; she's twenty-eight, responsible, sensible, cool-headed, and admired by everyone for the fact that she has clearly inherited every bit of chill that the family possesses. Her love interest is the lofty Sir Anthony Fanshawe, who is huge and slow and sleepy and tremendously respectable until midway through the book when he suddenly gets caught up in all the wacky hijinks around him and starts really enthusiastically busting heads, and Patience is like 'well, on the one hand, I feel deeply embarrassed for getting such an admirable and respectable person caught up in all of this nonsense, but on the other hand, THIS IS HILARIOUS.'
(Her brother Robin, meanwhile -- who gets a dashing MYSTERY ROMANCE full of DRAMA in which he hangs out with his love interest as her beautiful BFF all day, then by night disguises himself as a HIGHWAYMAN and secretly flirts with her at MASKED BALLS -- has none of the chill at all.)
Anyway, as I was rereading, I started fan-casting in my head for the movie that I would love to see somebody make.
Obviously, Patience -- serene, gigantic, blonde -- should be played by Gwendolyn Christie.
Equally obviously, the only person who could really do justice to Sir Anthony Fanshawe -- the most dignified and respectable and HUGE AND WELL-MUSCLED Georgian gentleman around -- is Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. We've all been waiting to see the Rock in a period piece! HERE IS THE ROLE. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
I get stuck brainstorming on Robin, though, especially since I am fairly sure in a modern Masqueraders film I would not want to cast Robin as the straight cis dude that Georgette Heyer thinks he is. I can think of at least four ways to adapt the character, I just can't decide which I like best!
No, see, it makes sense because Our Heroine is quite tall, and her brother is quite short, and the police will be looking for a notably short man and a notably tall woman, not a man and woman who are both of approximately ... ordinary....
.... OK it really doesn't make any sense, no sense at all, but it is a lot of fun to read as cross-dressing hijinks go. It is also notable to me because Patience, unlike most cross-dressing heroines, is not a teenaged ingenue with Something to Prove; she's twenty-eight, responsible, sensible, cool-headed, and admired by everyone for the fact that she has clearly inherited every bit of chill that the family possesses. Her love interest is the lofty Sir Anthony Fanshawe, who is huge and slow and sleepy and tremendously respectable until midway through the book when he suddenly gets caught up in all the wacky hijinks around him and starts really enthusiastically busting heads, and Patience is like 'well, on the one hand, I feel deeply embarrassed for getting such an admirable and respectable person caught up in all of this nonsense, but on the other hand, THIS IS HILARIOUS.'
(Her brother Robin, meanwhile -- who gets a dashing MYSTERY ROMANCE full of DRAMA in which he hangs out with his love interest as her beautiful BFF all day, then by night disguises himself as a HIGHWAYMAN and secretly flirts with her at MASKED BALLS -- has none of the chill at all.)
Anyway, as I was rereading, I started fan-casting in my head for the movie that I would love to see somebody make.
Obviously, Patience -- serene, gigantic, blonde -- should be played by Gwendolyn Christie.
Equally obviously, the only person who could really do justice to Sir Anthony Fanshawe -- the most dignified and respectable and HUGE AND WELL-MUSCLED Georgian gentleman around -- is Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. We've all been waiting to see the Rock in a period piece! HERE IS THE ROLE. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
I get stuck brainstorming on Robin, though, especially since I am fairly sure in a modern Masqueraders film I would not want to cast Robin as the straight cis dude that Georgette Heyer thinks he is. I can think of at least four ways to adapt the character, I just can't decide which I like best!
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Date: 2016-09-04 02:30 pm (UTC)At any rate, The Masqueraders has a special place in my heart. It imprinted itself on my eleven year old brain and made me think that that was how books like that were supposed to work.
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Date: 2016-09-04 02:59 pm (UTC)I feel like Robin's subplot spawned an entire romance genre all on its own.
(I have not read The Masqueraders in years, but I remember really enjoying it. My favorite Heyers the last time I checked were Sylvester, or the Wicked Uncle (Gothic meta-parody ahoy!), The Corinthian (a perfect screwball comedy that just happens to be taking place in a Regency setting, plus cross-dressing), and An Infamous Army (I genuinely care about the central romance and the Duke of Wellington steals all his scenes). I have good memories of Black Sheep as well. My mother has a near-complete set lurking around the house which I should re-read sometime. I did not imprint on Heyer, as I didn't read much of her until grad school and after, but I did get lucky in that I didn't hit the really anti-Semitic bit in The Grand Sophy until I'd had several pleasant experiences of her books already.)
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Date: 2016-09-05 07:31 pm (UTC)An Infamous Army (1937) is her Waterloo novel, for which she did a ton of research; she says somewhere that all of Wellington's dialogue was either adapted or taken straight from the historical record, which if so makes the scene-stealing really impressive. It's technically a stream-crossing sequel to Devil's Cub (1932), and Regency Buck (1935), although I read it for the first time without knowing and it's a completely functional standalone. The central couple have a complicated romance that requires real work, not just blissfully falling into one another's arms after the misunderstandings are cleared up; the ending is happy, but not gift-wrapped. There are some interestingly gendered reversals in their characterizations, which I enjoy, but I like even better that the text doesn't consider them among the problems the couple has to work through. The secondary couple are probably in trouble. The military history is supposed to be very good. Like, used to be assigned reading at military colleges. Go know.
I have vaguer memories of Black Sheep (1966), which is why it didn't get a parenthesis to itself, but what I remember suggests that most of the plot turns on imploding various romantic conventions, including some which Heyer had established herself, and I actively like the hero and the heroine and how they are together. There are also a couple of excellent supporting female characters. I appear to remember the finale of this novel way better than the setup.
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Date: 2016-09-04 06:42 pm (UTC)Although their father was also kind of awesome.
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Date: 2016-09-06 04:59 pm (UTC)Er, no. In no way whatsoever. In excellent comic fiction manner.
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Date: 2016-09-05 02:16 pm (UTC)Sir Tony, however, is queer as the day is long.
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Date: 2016-09-05 11:37 am (UTC)(And yeah, Robin as Not Straight Cis Dude is ideal. Genderqueer? Genderfluid? Nonbinary? Trans woman maybe? There are many options.)
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Date: 2016-09-05 04:25 pm (UTC)It's been forever since I read The Masqueraders. I should probably see if my library has it on Ebook and read it again. It never hit my top, top Heyers, but I like most of her work. I avoided The Spanish Bride and The Infamous Army (war is not my thing) and her mysteries are not my thing, but her romances delight me. My faves are Cotillion, Friday's Child, Frederica, Sylvester, Sprig Muslim and the aforementioned Civil Contract. Somehow I never hit The Talisman Ring,maybe my library didn't have it? So I'll have to track it down.
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Date: 2016-09-07 06:37 pm (UTC)Not to pick at typos, but I now really want to read this?
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Date: 2016-09-08 02:24 am (UTC)I HATED The Spanish Bride, to be honest, which is one of the reasons I haven't read An Infamous Army yet, but An Infamous Army seems significantly less ..... a romance about a fourteen-year-old girl ......... WHICH IS A PLUS. I would very strongly recommend Talisman Ring though!
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Date: 2016-09-08 02:32 am (UTC)I hope you like A Civil Contract. In any case, I hope you tell us your thoughts.
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