skygiants

I am literally weeping with laughter. I wish I could have seen it with you as I don't dare see it by myself.

Sir Ian McKellen licks a table

That is the only thing you describe that sounds like actual cat behavior.

Jennyanydots does a.) unzip her cat skin, revealing a sparkly bikini underneath, and b.) casually chomp down on a lot of showgirl cockroaches with human faces.

That was better in Donnie Darko.