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Apr. 14th, 2009 11:25 amI am pretty sure that if anyone had handed me a page out of Chalice before I read it and offered me a million dollars to identify the author, I would be an insanely rich person! (Sadly people do not actually offer me these kinds of deals very often.) This book is 100% Pure Essence of McKinley. It has the heroine who is wrapped up in an Occupational Passion - in this case, beekeeping; magic that is tied up in that Passion and that is usually fairly un-flashy except on a few dramatic embarrassing-to-the-heroine occasions; a land that is tied up in the well-being of its rulers, who are probably good for the country but unfortunately mistrusted by most of its inhabitants; leaders who are extremely uncomfortable and insecure in their position of leadership; a hero who is in some way dangerous and in human - in this case, because he is MADE OF FIRE - but is trying very hard to cooperate with humans despite this; some ordinary people who are unnerved by the strangeness of our protagonists but eventually learn to respect them . . . also the prose is vintage McKinley through and through. I am not saying this is a bad thing; I love McKinley! But I have read enough of her by this point that this book felt more like a comfortable reread to me than a new read, as opposed to the last new book of hers I read (Sunshine), which diverged enough from her usual style and setting to feel McKinleyesque-and-yet-refreshingly-different. I did really like the worldbuilding, anyways, and I would happily read more books set in this world! On the other hand, one very-McKinleyish thing that I sort of wish she hadn't done this time around was the romantic conclusion - though possibly I just feel that way because I've seen McKinley do exactly that romance before and I thought it would have been sort of interesting if it wasn't explicitly romantic this time around! I also do not feel she needed the addition of an 'oh crap necessary marriage to a despicable person???' subplot. There's more than enough tension in the issues as is! Also I was totally shipping the heroine with the Grand Seneschal even though I knew it wasn't going there, because I know how McKinley Romances work.
If, on the other hand, you showed me a random episode of the anime Gankutsuou and asked me to identify what story it was based on (this is a terrible segue, but whatever) . . . I could also easily identify it for a million dollars, which is TOTALLY AWESOME! I have seen six or seven episodes so far, and it is totally hilarious to me that despite being set IN SPACE and starring a blue possibly-demonic possibly-vampire as the Count it is still the most faithful adaptation of The Count of Monte Cristo that I have ever seen! Possibly this is just because I do not expect it to be faithful at all, given the initial IN SPACE etc. premise, but every time an episode reproduces a plot point from the book I am filled with irrational handflaily glee. They kept Lucien Debray and the tabloid journalist and the aristocrat and their subplots! The Count doctored Madame Danglar's horse! Baby Edward is a brat! Monsieur Norrel is paralyzed! Albert totally got seduced and abducted by a boy disguised as a girl! And then where it does diverge from the book, it is for the most part hilariously even better - the crossdressing boy disguises himself as a maid and follows Albert to Paris, apparently solely for the purpose of following him around and making fun of him! Maximilien is a GENETICALLY ALTERED SUPER-SOLDIER! (I laughed SO HARD at this, oh man, he LOOMS.) In order to impress the Count, Albert wears a pirate hat and a coat that spells out PIRATE ALBERT in floating letters!
Um, I have no idea whether Gankutsuou is any good as an anime, for the record. But so far it fills me with irrational glee as an adaptation! Also the animation is beautiful - everything is full of textures and patterns and psychadelic colors, and it is kind of overstimulatory at times but incredibly, incredibly gorgeous. My one point of sorrow is that I am informed that Eugenie is not a lesbian in this version. :( But as she does not even really exist in most adaptations, and in this one she is totally awesome and drives super-fast cars while Albert flails in the passenger seat, and also at least retains her dream of being a musician and playing around the world/galaxy, I will resign myself to this gracefully.
I feel like I should also say something about the Sarah Connor Chronicles finale, while I am talking about TV. But I cannot, is too much, was too awesome, have no words.
If, on the other hand, you showed me a random episode of the anime Gankutsuou and asked me to identify what story it was based on (this is a terrible segue, but whatever) . . . I could also easily identify it for a million dollars, which is TOTALLY AWESOME! I have seen six or seven episodes so far, and it is totally hilarious to me that despite being set IN SPACE and starring a blue possibly-demonic possibly-vampire as the Count it is still the most faithful adaptation of The Count of Monte Cristo that I have ever seen! Possibly this is just because I do not expect it to be faithful at all, given the initial IN SPACE etc. premise, but every time an episode reproduces a plot point from the book I am filled with irrational handflaily glee. They kept Lucien Debray and the tabloid journalist and the aristocrat and their subplots! The Count doctored Madame Danglar's horse! Baby Edward is a brat! Monsieur Norrel is paralyzed! Albert totally got seduced and abducted by a boy disguised as a girl! And then where it does diverge from the book, it is for the most part hilariously even better - the crossdressing boy disguises himself as a maid and follows Albert to Paris, apparently solely for the purpose of following him around and making fun of him! Maximilien is a GENETICALLY ALTERED SUPER-SOLDIER! (I laughed SO HARD at this, oh man, he LOOMS.) In order to impress the Count, Albert wears a pirate hat and a coat that spells out PIRATE ALBERT in floating letters!
Um, I have no idea whether Gankutsuou is any good as an anime, for the record. But so far it fills me with irrational glee as an adaptation! Also the animation is beautiful - everything is full of textures and patterns and psychadelic colors, and it is kind of overstimulatory at times but incredibly, incredibly gorgeous. My one point of sorrow is that I am informed that Eugenie is not a lesbian in this version. :( But as she does not even really exist in most adaptations, and in this one she is totally awesome and drives super-fast cars while Albert flails in the passenger seat, and also at least retains her dream of being a musician and playing around the world/galaxy, I will resign myself to this gracefully.
I feel like I should also say something about the Sarah Connor Chronicles finale, while I am talking about TV. But I cannot, is too much, was too awesome, have no words.
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Date: 2009-04-14 04:04 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-04-14 04:17 pm (UTC)...Also, I need to read more McKinley. I'm just a diehard Sunshine fan who has also read Deerskin. >.>
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Date: 2009-04-14 04:27 pm (UTC)You totally should! I love Sunshine a lot, and it's probably the most different from the rest of her books of any of them, but I grew up on classic McKinley, The Hero and the Crown and The Blue Sword, and I kind of adore them. And her fairy tale and Robin Hood takes are fun too! (Hey, she puts a cross-dressing girl into the Robin Hood story, she knows how to appeal to my interests.)
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Date: 2009-04-14 04:39 pm (UTC)I know! Especially those two, I keep being told of the importance of them. Mind you, I thought Deerskin was pretty awesome in its deeply unsettling way.
...She also needs to write a sequel to Sunshine already. >.>
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Date: 2009-04-14 05:12 pm (UTC)Oh, I love Deerskin also, thoroughly creepy as it is. And I so wish she would! But I've heard she doesn't have current plans to. :(
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Date: 2009-04-14 07:54 pm (UTC)It's a wonderful piece of work, and it should be creepy as hell, so I am glad of it.
A sequel to Sunshine might be the only thing that would be able to make me happier than a new Keys to the Kingdom book does. *sigh*
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Date: 2009-04-14 08:03 pm (UTC)Oh, yes, absolutely. And it's very hard to pull off a story that creepy without making it unbearable to read, so it takes ridiculous amount of skill for her to walk the fine line there.
Keys to the Kingdom is Garth Nix, right? I have not read, though I have heard of!
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Date: 2009-04-14 08:15 pm (UTC)Yeah, she makes it just detached enough to be bearable without lessening the horror of the events.
Yes, it's Nix. And you should fix that. Like, within the hour. Keys is, to my knowledge, simply the closest thing there is to a perfect young adult/children's fantasy series.
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Date: 2009-04-14 08:22 pm (UTC)Yes -- that's exactly it.
That is extremely high praise! :O I guess it is going on the list. *grins*
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Date: 2009-04-14 08:51 pm (UTC)I am always glad to raise awareness of KttK!
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Date: 2009-04-15 12:36 am (UTC)Also, I second all recommendations of The Blue Sword and Hero and the Crown. And other upcoming works by Garth Nix. ^__^
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Date: 2009-04-15 04:15 pm (UTC)I confess I want a sequel the most, but a prequel would also be made of remarkable levels of awesome!
I can't wait for Lord Sunday. It will be the biggest event of the year for me!
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Date: 2009-04-14 05:35 pm (UTC)Also, now I can't stop thinking of other literary adaptations IN SPACE. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies my ass - how 'bout Pride and Prejudice and Black Holes? A Midsummer Night's Dream with the fairies as aliens? And how awesome would the Scarlet Pimpernel with spaceships be?
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Date: 2009-04-14 05:47 pm (UTC)I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT behind this idea. :D :D :D You'll never catch the Pimpernel, his spaceship is a form-changing master of disguise! And oh man, Les Miserables could have an INTERSTELLAR BARRICADE! Meanwhile poor Miranda and Prospero have been marooned on a strange planet and . . . The Tempest actually requires little to no editing at all to set it in space. Except that Prospero can call up fierce solar flares!
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Date: 2009-04-14 07:12 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-04-14 07:33 pm (UTC)In other news, my coworker and I were trying to think of other works that would be improved by zombies. The best one: A Tale of Two Cities Filled with Zombies.
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Date: 2009-04-14 07:48 pm (UTC)HAHA YES. I would so read it! (Little Zombie Women? Rebecca of Sunnybrook Zombie Farm?) - oh, and I almost forgot that Yuletide this year actually did have a 'Little House on the Prairie IN SPACE' fic!
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Date: 2009-04-14 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-14 08:52 pm (UTC)(The author is next planning to write Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter!)
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Date: 2009-04-14 08:54 pm (UTC)(I will also need that!)
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Date: 2009-04-14 08:57 pm (UTC)(I may in fact need that MORE.)
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Date: 2009-04-15 04:13 pm (UTC)(For me, I think that depends. Will there be Confederate vampires for him to slay?)
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Date: 2009-04-15 04:15 pm (UTC)(TRULY, ONE CAN ONLY HOPE.)
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Date: 2009-04-15 04:20 pm (UTC)(WE LIVE IN HOPE)
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Date: 2009-04-14 06:07 pm (UTC)Yes, that duel is absolutely in the book, and I am SO looking forward to it! The duel between Max and Albert was already hysterically awesome ("I CAN'T FORGIVE SOMEONE WHO LIVES SUCH A DECADENT LIFESTYLE! . . . uh, oops, did I actually kill the guy?" "Hey, no hard feelings, want me to set you up with my best friend's fiancee?") and I am sure that the Count vs. Albert will be TEN TIMES MORE SO.
And . . . aheh. I am already getting something of that sense, between Franz and the Count and Albert and his gay stalker maidservant - although the 'Albert has a total crush on the Count' vibe is also really entertaining in the book ("You were a wonderful man, but you could be ADORABLE!" Count: "...are you kidding me") it is juuuuust slightly more evident here. : I still miss Eugenie's lesbianosity, though, just because - well, canon nineteenth-century eloping lesbians! What is more awesome than that?
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Date: 2009-04-14 06:11 pm (UTC)Wait and see, my friend. Wait and see.
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Date: 2009-04-14 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-14 07:53 pm (UTC)- but actually I think the best character design part was how I totally thought the Count being blue and pointy-toothed was just a stylistic choice until Edward ran past shouting "YOU'RE A BLUE VAMPIRE! YOU'RE A BLUE VAMPIRE!" while his mother tried to tell him that informing people they were blue vampires was very rude. If only because of what this says about how everyone else has been determinedly holding their tongue the whole time about his blue and pointy-toothed state!