Meme!

[skygiants]

Ask my characters anything or tell me something I don't know about them!

balletrat: Meg Giry
mmquitecontrary: Mary Lennox
talkstohats: Sophie Hatter
pwyll_twiceborn: Paul Schafer
ten_feet_below: The Prince
_sam_i_am: Sam-I-Am

Comments

[yuppie-trash.livejournal.com]

The Cat in the Hat stole the green eggs and ham from Sam.

Sam had to cut a bitch.

Even Jimmy Hoffa doesn't know where the feline's been buried.

[shati.livejournal.com]

If Meg was blinded by Andrew, who was a horse, would her health plan cover the resultant manpain? And would they have tentacle sex?

Gen told me to ask this. ("I did not!" she says. "I just told you to ask something horrible." Well, ERGO. Cocksucker.)

[skygiants]

a.) No; alas, Tom and Door's HoA-provided health plan does not cover manpain and horse-assault. Bastards.

b.) I do not think horses have tentacles? So, no! *primly logical*

[shati.livejournal.com]

Gen mutters, "I think an Andrew-horse might manage."

[skygiants]

I'm going to tell Batya you said that.

*does not say anything about Andrew-horses and dead Joes, and thus maintains moral high ground!*

[skygiants]

:O TRUTH.

[shati.livejournal.com]

BUT DOES DEAD JOE COVER HIS DICK WITH OATS???*



* everything is the fault of the horsewank

[skygiants]

AM I OBLIGATED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION BY THE TERMS OF THE MEME?*


* BEING WISE AND SANE, I DID NOT READ THE HORSEWANK. THEREFORE I HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOU.

[jothra]

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??

[shati.livejournal.com]

WELL I HOPE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THAT MOST CHARITABLE FUCKIN OFFER, YOU DECIDE TO PROVIDE ME WITH THE NECESSARY RESPONSE TO MY FUCKIN QUESTION, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH.

[skygiants]

HELP.

[shati.livejournal.com]

Conducting a highly scientific inquiry. Of course.

[skygiants]

LOOK, CHIEF, AS THIS QUESTION IN FACT PERTAINS NOT TO ONE OF MY CHARACTERS BUT TO ONE OF JOHN'S, THE BEST I CAN OFFER YOU IS AN EDUCATED GUESS. ASK HIM IF YOU WANT AN AUTHORITATIVE RESPONSE!

(My educated guess: Yes.)

[shati.livejournal.com]

You got it.





Cocksucker.

[jothra]

Gaylord.

*helps!*

[skygiants]

. . . wait, which of us is the gaylord?

*LOST DAZED AND CONFUSED*

[vivien]

But the HoA-provided health plan does provide all the Pepper Up Potion you could ever want!

*cheerful*

[skygiants]

In the context of avoiding tentacle porn, THIS IS UNHELPFUL.

[vivien]

The steam coming from the ears can help hide you from the tentacles!

*is helpful!*

[alemara.livejournal.com]

How great really is your agony?






...NO WAY is it more painful than mine.

[ten-feet-below.livejournal.com]

Is your wife crazy, suicidal, and prone to fits of occasional shrieking hysteria?

Yeah, I thought not.