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[skygiants]

We're in that intershow phase at work where we have nothing to do except organize the scrap box and restock shoes, so I got out early. However, despite only being there for a few hours, I have learned several pieces of valuable information today:

1.) There is a book published in 1988 that tracks the history of the world, starting with God and ending triumphantly with Ronald Reagan. It is not meant as a joke.

2.) There is a bra called the Mozart Bra, conceived as a tribute to the composer, which, when a switch is pressed, plays 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' from a hidden speaker under your armpit while little stars twinkle on the front. It is not meant as a joke either.

Now isn't your life better for knowing these things?

Comments

[ashen_key]

Dude.






Whut.

[oneechan19.livejournal.com]

Now I'm really interested in seeing those two things. I would probably crack up laughing, but still.

[jothra]

That's almost as good as the shopping bag bra.

[skygiants]

Come on, you know it's been your life goal to blast music out of your armpit.

[skygiants]

Well, when you come here you can! :D

- the book, at least. The bra we do not, sadly, own at the costume shop, which I feel is a definite flaw.

[skygiants]

Why not combine the two? It's a shopping bag and a music box!

[ashen_key]

Oh, totally.

[ashen_key]

Sounds hideously uncomfortable.

And yet, in a strange way, cool.

How DO you come up with a shopping bag bra?

[genarti]

Better.

Yes.

That is exactly the word I was thinking.

[skygiants]

*beams*

I bet you River would love a Mozart bra.

[genarti]

...Of course.