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Mar. 1st, 2007 04:33 pmWe're in that intershow phase at work where we have nothing to do except organize the scrap box and restock shoes, so I got out early. However, despite only being there for a few hours, I have learned several pieces of valuable information today:
1.) There is a book published in 1988 that tracks the history of the world, starting with God and ending triumphantly with Ronald Reagan. It is not meant as a joke.
2.) There is a bra called the Mozart Bra, conceived as a tribute to the composer, which, when a switch is pressed, plays 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' from a hidden speaker under your armpit while little stars twinkle on the front. It is not meant as a joke either.
Now isn't your life better for knowing these things?
1.) There is a book published in 1988 that tracks the history of the world, starting with God and ending triumphantly with Ronald Reagan. It is not meant as a joke.
2.) There is a bra called the Mozart Bra, conceived as a tribute to the composer, which, when a switch is pressed, plays 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' from a hidden speaker under your armpit while little stars twinkle on the front. It is not meant as a joke either.
Now isn't your life better for knowing these things?
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Date: 2007-03-02 01:32 am (UTC)Whut.
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Date: 2007-03-02 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-02 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-02 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-02 06:41 am (UTC)- the book, at least. The bra we do not, sadly, own at the costume shop, which I feel is a definite flaw.
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Date: 2007-03-02 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-02 08:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-02 08:47 am (UTC)And yet, in a strange way, cool.
How DO you come up with a shopping bag bra?
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Date: 2007-03-02 08:00 pm (UTC)Yes.
That is exactly the word I was thinking.
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Date: 2007-03-04 09:14 pm (UTC)I bet you River would love a Mozart bra.
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Date: 2007-03-04 11:09 pm (UTC)