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Pertinent quotes from my winter break thus far . . .

Friend 1: Thanks!
Becca: No worries, you just owe me your firstborn child.
Friend 1: Firstborn children are useful currency!
Friend 2: Becca, remember you owe me two firstborn children.
Becca: See, now I just have to acquire someone else's firstborn child and I'm all paid up.

Brother: *preening at self in mirror* That's not acne. That's gorgeousness.

Becca: You don't think you notice things like clothing, but you probably do subconsciously.
Brother: I don't have a subconscious.
Becca: Everyone has a subconscious.
Brother: I'm not everyone. I'm better.

Father: I don't need any of the Bible action figures except for Moses. He's buff and manly.

Father: You hate my family.
Mother: *incredulous look* My family just sent us a fiber optic bonsai tree for Chanukah.

Mother: Save the senator . . . SAVE THE WORLD.

Friend: I've been thinking about who they should cast as Aziraphael if they did a Good Omens movie - Alan Rickman! He'd be perfect!

And, in conclusion, everyone I know is insane.