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Dec. 22nd, 2006 07:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skygiantsPertinent quotes from my winter break thus far . . .
Friend 1: Thanks!
Becca: No worries, you just owe me your firstborn child.
Friend 1: Firstborn children are useful currency!
Friend 2: Becca, remember you owe me two firstborn children.
Becca: See, now I just have to acquire someone else's firstborn child and I'm all paid up.
Brother: *preening at self in mirror* That's not acne. That's gorgeousness.
Becca: You don't think you notice things like clothing, but you probably do subconsciously.
Brother: I don't have a subconscious.
Becca: Everyone has a subconscious.
Brother: I'm not everyone. I'm better.
Father: I don't need any of the Bible action figures except for Moses. He's buff and manly.
Father: You hate my family.
Mother: *incredulous look* My family just sent us a fiber optic bonsai tree for Chanukah.
Mother: Save the senator . . . SAVE THE WORLD.
Friend: I've been thinking about who they should cast as Aziraphael if they did a Good Omens movie - Alan Rickman! He'd be perfect!
And, in conclusion, everyone I know is insane.
Friend 1: Thanks!
Becca: No worries, you just owe me your firstborn child.
Friend 1: Firstborn children are useful currency!
Friend 2: Becca, remember you owe me two firstborn children.
Becca: See, now I just have to acquire someone else's firstborn child and I'm all paid up.
Brother: *preening at self in mirror* That's not acne. That's gorgeousness.
Becca: You don't think you notice things like clothing, but you probably do subconsciously.
Brother: I don't have a subconscious.
Becca: Everyone has a subconscious.
Brother: I'm not everyone. I'm better.
Father: I don't need any of the Bible action figures except for Moses. He's buff and manly.
Father: You hate my family.
Mother: *incredulous look* My family just sent us a fiber optic bonsai tree for Chanukah.
Mother: Save the senator . . . SAVE THE WORLD.
Friend: I've been thinking about who they should cast as Aziraphael if they did a Good Omens movie - Alan Rickman! He'd be perfect!
And, in conclusion, everyone I know is insane.
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Date: 2006-12-23 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-23 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-23 08:54 pm (UTC)Here's the important thing, though -- do first borns appreciate or depreciate in value as they age?
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Date: 2006-12-24 12:42 am (UTC)(Everyone loves my family until they have to try to pull small brother away from whatever mirror he's standing entranced in front of. Then it gets tricky.)
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Date: 2006-12-23 09:48 pm (UTC)...
Suddenly, I feel so sane!
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Date: 2006-12-24 12:43 am (UTC)- darn, this kind of blows my theory that it was Shati who turned me crazy, doesn't it.
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Date: 2006-12-24 03:35 am (UTC)CD early (http://schiarire.livejournal.com/268057.html) -- some insane tracks. *looks inscrutable*