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Jan. 8th, 2019 08:46 pmAs of today, I have now seen all of NBC's Timeless, including the finale movie that adorably attempts to wrap up in two hours plotlines that were clearly intended to carry through an entire third season by giving all the protagonists access to a journal that spoils them for half the planned-out personal angst, thus allowing them to skip over it entirely.
Now complete, Timeless consists of two seasons and the aforementioned finale movie, in which an Unlikely Team composed of a soldier with a dead wife and manpain, a perennially anxious nerdy tech genius, and a professor who knows the entirety of American history well enough to identity the historical significance of 95% of the random dates spat out at her over the course of the plot bop through time attempting to stop a rogue agent from destroying history in order to save his dead family, except halfway through the first season it turns out that actually the rogue agent is just a distraction from the evil white supremacist cult that's really trying to control history.
The showwriters are clearly doing their very best to be Woke And Accurate about history; they don't always succeed but their attempts are nonetheless very charming!
Personal favorite episodes include:
- the one where the team is supposed to make sure Lincoln's assassination happens as per the historical record and the one black team member is like "uhhh do we have to though?"
- the one where they are forced to kidnap Harry Houdini, but it's fine because a.) he's extremely adorable and b.) he helps them thwart H.H. Holmes
- the one where they have to save Charles Lindbergh, but then they remember that Charles Lindbergh grows up to be a fascist, and then they're like "maybe we can change history just enough to talk him into being not a fascist!" (They cannot. But they do get to hang out with Josephine Baker!)
- the one where they meet Lucy the historian's grandfather expecting him to be evil, but really he's just sad and gay
- the one where Benjamin Franklin's mom is the secret feisty heroine of the Salem Witch Trials
- the one where Teen JFK accidentally travels to the future and goes to a house party
- the one where the villains try to assassinate Robert Johnson to remove rock-and-roll and the counterculture revolution from the timeline
- the one where Alice Paul gets framed! for murder!!!
- the one where Harriet Tubman's future visions tell her the team can be trusted!
- the one where the gang thinks they've got to save Reagan's life but it turns out that that's irrelevant and they're really there to make absolutely sure that their very lesbian boss' younger self (played by Princess Isabella from Galavant!) doesn't get talked into heterosexuality with tragic consequences for the fate of the universe
Now complete, Timeless consists of two seasons and the aforementioned finale movie, in which an Unlikely Team composed of a soldier with a dead wife and manpain, a perennially anxious nerdy tech genius, and a professor who knows the entirety of American history well enough to identity the historical significance of 95% of the random dates spat out at her over the course of the plot bop through time attempting to stop a rogue agent from destroying history in order to save his dead family, except halfway through the first season it turns out that actually the rogue agent is just a distraction from the evil white supremacist cult that's really trying to control history.
The showwriters are clearly doing their very best to be Woke And Accurate about history; they don't always succeed but their attempts are nonetheless very charming!
Personal favorite episodes include:
- the one where the team is supposed to make sure Lincoln's assassination happens as per the historical record and the one black team member is like "uhhh do we have to though?"
- the one where they are forced to kidnap Harry Houdini, but it's fine because a.) he's extremely adorable and b.) he helps them thwart H.H. Holmes
- the one where they have to save Charles Lindbergh, but then they remember that Charles Lindbergh grows up to be a fascist, and then they're like "maybe we can change history just enough to talk him into being not a fascist!" (They cannot. But they do get to hang out with Josephine Baker!)
- the one where they meet Lucy the historian's grandfather expecting him to be evil, but really he's just sad and gay
- the one where Benjamin Franklin's mom is the secret feisty heroine of the Salem Witch Trials
- the one where Teen JFK accidentally travels to the future and goes to a house party
- the one where the villains try to assassinate Robert Johnson to remove rock-and-roll and the counterculture revolution from the timeline
- the one where Alice Paul gets framed! for murder!!!
- the one where Harriet Tubman's future visions tell her the team can be trusted!
- the one where the gang thinks they've got to save Reagan's life but it turns out that that's irrelevant and they're really there to make absolutely sure that their very lesbian boss' younger self (played by Princess Isabella from Galavant!) doesn't get talked into heterosexuality with tragic consequences for the fate of the universe
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Date: 2019-01-09 04:23 am (UTC)Did you write about this episode before or has some entirely different person told me to see it?
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Date: 2019-01-09 06:19 pm (UTC)I ended up with a lot of shipping feels about the show, but mostly I was just delighted about how fun it was.
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Date: 2019-01-09 06:53 pm (UTC)...so...would this episode be watchable having seen none of the rest of the show, and if so, which one is it, please
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Date: 2019-01-09 11:57 pm (UTC)HOW DARE
Which reminds me! I came across Michael Croland’s Oy Oy Oy Gevalt! Jews and Punk sometime back and thought of you.
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Date: 2019-01-10 04:19 am (UTC)(I saw the first episode of El Ministerio del Tiempo and have been vaguely meaning to watch more, but also I got so confused by the time doors that it's ... also possible I won't.)
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Date: 2019-01-10 04:40 am (UTC)(I have to admit, Matt Lanter got a whole lot more endearing to me when I realized he was also the voice of Anakin Skywalker in Clone Wars...)
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Date: 2019-01-10 04:46 am (UTC)Also, thank you very much for the link, I hadn't heard of this and I very clearly need to investigate!
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Date: 2019-01-10 05:19 am (UTC)....we tried with LoT, we really did. Somehow it just did not click, in spite of having Spydaddy and Superman and Rory Pond (who is a GREAT Shakespearean actor, he was in Faustus) and women who were in scifi movies and other talented hot people. sigh.
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Date: 2019-01-10 04:27 pm (UTC)I'm not laughing except I'm totally laughing, because that is one reason I decided to check the show out. Also because it was cancelled and then uncancelled two days later (which seemed like a good sign) and someone told me I would love Rufus, which I did.
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Date: 2019-01-10 04:27 pm (UTC)I also really ended up loving Agent Christopher, so the fact that they fleshed her out made me so happy.
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Date: 2019-01-15 11:26 pm (UTC)I hope you enjoy it!