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Feb. 27th, 2009 10:42 amLong enough ago that I'm sort of embarrassed to admit it, my friend Rahul recommended me Kelly Link's Magic for Beginners. In my defense, I often bounce off of short story collections, which is why it took me so long to get around to it . . . but that's not really an excuse, because this set of stories is kind of amazing!
I don't normally summarize all the stories in a short story collection, but there aren't that many and in this case it's totally worth it, especially since it won't even begin to give you guys an idea anyways:
1. "The Faery Handbag." One of my personal favorites, and I'd actually read it before in a different collection; a teenager, her awesome grandmother, and the magic handbag that holds either an entire town of Eastern European villagers or a demonic black dog that's fond of popcorn depending on how you open it. Reminds me a little of Peter Beagle's "Tamsin" in voice.
2. "The Hortlak." Another favorite; kind of like "Clerks" with zombies! Guest starring the most unnerving set of Lovecraftian pajamas ever to make their appearance in fiction.
3. "The Cannon." Too weird to describe. Including, among other things, the tragic story of a man and his cannon wife who was too large to fit into the wedding chapel.
4. "Stone Animals." Extremely creepy not-quite-ghost story; suburbanites in a troubled marriage move into a house that is haunted by TERRIFYING bunny rabbits. Anya, eat your heart out. Also featuring a giant rubber band ball and a haunted cat in love with an alarm clock.
5. "Catskin." A fairy tale! In the old and very dark sense of the word, where to get the magic catskin and fulfill your mother's dying wish you have to burn a house full of cats alive. Unsurprisingly, I really liked this one.
6. "Some Zombie Contingency Plans." As it says on the label! Plus a teen party and a haunted painting. How can you not love a story that acknowledges the part of all of us that wishes to plan for the eventual zombie attack?
7. "The Great Divorce." Short, creepy, and hilarious; a long-suffering medium helps a man and his dead wife sort out their marital issues.
8. "Magic for Beginners." My favorite of them all! Centering around a middle-school boy who inherits a Vegas wedding chapel and a guerilla cult TV show called "The Library" that depicts tales of wild adventure in a library, and that I really really want to exist. In one episode, the prince is turned into a teapot and the protagonist has to rescue him by battling a GIANT STATUE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON! That falls in love with her! BEST TV SHOW EVER. Also, crazy amounts of meta.
9. "The Lull." A story within a story within a story. The devil, time going backwards, infinite replication of green women, aliens, and a poker game. And drugs.
Guys, you do see why I love this collection, yes?
I don't normally summarize all the stories in a short story collection, but there aren't that many and in this case it's totally worth it, especially since it won't even begin to give you guys an idea anyways:
1. "The Faery Handbag." One of my personal favorites, and I'd actually read it before in a different collection; a teenager, her awesome grandmother, and the magic handbag that holds either an entire town of Eastern European villagers or a demonic black dog that's fond of popcorn depending on how you open it. Reminds me a little of Peter Beagle's "Tamsin" in voice.
2. "The Hortlak." Another favorite; kind of like "Clerks" with zombies! Guest starring the most unnerving set of Lovecraftian pajamas ever to make their appearance in fiction.
3. "The Cannon." Too weird to describe. Including, among other things, the tragic story of a man and his cannon wife who was too large to fit into the wedding chapel.
4. "Stone Animals." Extremely creepy not-quite-ghost story; suburbanites in a troubled marriage move into a house that is haunted by TERRIFYING bunny rabbits. Anya, eat your heart out. Also featuring a giant rubber band ball and a haunted cat in love with an alarm clock.
5. "Catskin." A fairy tale! In the old and very dark sense of the word, where to get the magic catskin and fulfill your mother's dying wish you have to burn a house full of cats alive. Unsurprisingly, I really liked this one.
6. "Some Zombie Contingency Plans." As it says on the label! Plus a teen party and a haunted painting. How can you not love a story that acknowledges the part of all of us that wishes to plan for the eventual zombie attack?
7. "The Great Divorce." Short, creepy, and hilarious; a long-suffering medium helps a man and his dead wife sort out their marital issues.
8. "Magic for Beginners." My favorite of them all! Centering around a middle-school boy who inherits a Vegas wedding chapel and a guerilla cult TV show called "The Library" that depicts tales of wild adventure in a library, and that I really really want to exist. In one episode, the prince is turned into a teapot and the protagonist has to rescue him by battling a GIANT STATUE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON! That falls in love with her! BEST TV SHOW EVER. Also, crazy amounts of meta.
9. "The Lull." A story within a story within a story. The devil, time going backwards, infinite replication of green women, aliens, and a poker game. And drugs.
Guys, you do see why I love this collection, yes?
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Date: 2009-02-27 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-27 11:55 pm (UTC)Point being, read more fantasy anthologies so we can talk about them!
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Date: 2009-02-28 12:09 am (UTC)Meanwhile, you should read this collection and talk about it with me! It is completely bizarre and thoroughly awesome.
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Date: 2009-02-28 12:12 am (UTC)My library doesn't have it. Hmph.
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Date: 2009-02-28 12:17 am (UTC):O Uncool of your library! I would offer to send it to you, but, uh, I got it out of the library also.
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Date: 2009-02-28 10:07 am (UTC)I've only read one of the Windling/Datlow collections, which was Snow White, Blood Red...and I did not finish it. Because while I love fairy tale retellings, I often feel unsatisfied if the setting of the retold fairy tale is too medieval and european. Even if this is the kickass remastered feminist version, I still feel like I'm just reading the original.
Now if there was a book called Pale Flesh, Red Bulkheads, which retold fairy tales as being between robots...in space...I'd probably finish that.
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Date: 2009-02-28 03:32 pm (UTC)I kept getting this strange feeling of deja vu when I was reading the Hortlak, but I'm pretty sure I never actually read it anywhere before. I think it's just one of those stories. (The pajamas!) Anyways, I used to not read collections at all really, but I'm getting more used to them.
I get that feeling - for me, I still think it's fun reading medieval-era retellings as long as they fill out the personalities of the characters sufficiently. (Because, let's face it, in the originals most fairy tale characters have approximately 0 personality.) But if they don't do anything interesting with the characters or the setting, then it's a bust; I felt kind of that way about Patricia Wrede's retelling of Snow White and Rose Red.
I WOULD SO READ THAT ALSO. You should make that your next project!