skygiants: Lord Yon from Legend of the First King's Four Gods in full regalia; text, 'judging' (judging)
Deeply appreciative of [personal profile] happydork for making sure to alert me that Cyan Wings, of Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know, had a new and also charming book out and translated right in time for me to zoom through it while hanging out with my family in the Poconos!

This one's called Something's Not Right, and the protagonist is a very dutiful and responsible* young emperor who gets conked on the head one day during some Plucky Young Girl Shenanigans and wakes up with a deep sense of existential unease related to the world around him. The most notable thing is that he has suddenly noticed that his respectable and virtuous empress is mysteriously tall and buff and square-jawed and prone to conducting sword dances and athletic routines early in the morning, but no one else seems to find this weird, so probably she was always tall and buff and square-jawed and prone to conducting sword dances and athletic routines early in the morning? Anyway as far as he's concerned this is actually quite hot, so no problems there.

More concerning is the fact that most of the other people he usually spends time with in the palace -- including not just his courtesans but also several scholars, eunuchs, etc. -- have all become obsessed with him to the exclusion of their other duties and hobbies and it's Very Irritating and Quite Concerning. It's all very well for the captain of his guard to offer to become his personal bodyguard, but that isn't his job, actually? His job is to be the captain of the guard? It's deeply irresponsible for him to start hyperfixating on the Emperor instead?

Also, the plucky young girl with the shenanigans appears to have supernatural good luck of the kind that means that when she decides to [for example] sneak out of the palace in disguise, everyone around her temporarily becomes completely incompetent. This is so troubling! What if an enemy decides to use her talents to undermine the nation?

The astute reader will obviously have guessed that there are some Metafictional Shenanigans going on here and indeed they would be right! The Emperor and the plucky young girl with the shenanigans are the original intended romantic protagonists; many of the other characters are from the modern day and competing to get the Emperor to fall in love with them instead; the Empress, in an extra layer of deception, is pretending to be a contestant, but is in fact pursuing another secret mission entirely, which means of course that the Empress is the one who is going to fall in love with the Emperor on accident.

More details on this premise with full book spoilers )

The Empress is also of course a man* -- asterisking because the translation starts using he-pronouns as soon as the Emperor figures it out, because this is a danmei, but the Empress also never stops using 'your servant wife' in dialogue and has some internal monologue late in the book about preferring Empress to any other title, so IMO there's some room for ambiguity. (Also one of my favorite bonus notes from the epilogue is the fact that, because of the Empress' great renown, beauty standards eventually evolve to favor tall buff square-jawed women above all others.)

Anyway, I think Devil Venerable is more fun as a narrative but I very much appreciate this one's Thematic Emphasis on duty and trust and respecting your partner's commitment to their priorities, even if those priorities are not things that make any sense in your own personal context. Also it's still very funny!

[*nota bene the novel takes a firm stance that being a Responsible Emperor often means being harsh with individuals in favor of the greater good, which I mention so nobody is surprised to find some Responsible Torture in the middle of their light fantasy rom-com]
skygiants: lan wangji radiating generalized dubiety, as is his way (dubious microexpressions)
My e-reader died on me three days into my time in Vermont, after I had carefully and lovingly loaded it up with good vacation reads; in response I sulkily refused to pick up a physical book for most of the rest of my time there and instead spent the next few days reading through Devil Venerable Also Wants To Know on my phone.

The titular Devil Venerable Wenren È, the feared leader of a demonic cultivator sect, who, at the beginning of the novel, receives from a mysterious source a copy of Abusive Romance: You Are The Unchanging One In My Heart. This tome chronicles the adventures of a virtuous young lady cultivator who undergoes various trials as a result of her love for her beloved but apparently deeply unreliable sect brother:

An overview of the specifics would be false accusations, misunderstandings, Baili Qingmiao being imprisoned, being abused, being poisoned, being hunted down, Hè Wenzhao marrying someone else, several important supporting male characters being wholeheartedly devoted to Baili Qingmiao, protecting and cherishing her, but Baili Qingmiao only loving Hè Wenzhao, ignoring everyone else’s goodwill, insistent on finding Hè Wenzhao and marrying him, then after being hurt by her enemies or fellow disciples, another male character would save her, and after recovering she would run off to be abused again.

In the novel, Wenren È shows up as one of the secondary leads, who falls in love with Baili Qingmiao, sacrifices his life for her, and uses his final words to command his second-in-command Yin Hanjiang to protect her, after which Yin Hanjiang promptly undergoes qi deviation and becomes the story's major antagonist.

Wenren È, the reader, finds all of this both concerning and confusing: he does not understand anyone's behavior in this book, certainly not his own or Yin Hanjiang's and definitely not Baili Qingmiao's? The book seems to present her as intelligent and talented, so why would she not simply dump Hè Wenzhao's ass? Therefore, he embarks upon a quest to a.) rework the story so that neither he nor Yin Hanjiang need to meet tragic ends but b.) and perhaps more importantly, attempt to understand the perplexing behavior chronicled within. Surely if he just investigates and asks some straightforward questions of the key players involved, some logical explanations will be revealed!

The most endearing part of this book, to me, is the resultant series of weird mentorships that results as Wenren È commits to Project Get Baili Qingmiao To Forget About Romance And Realize Her Full Potential On The Path Of Indifference Already. Other major characters who get roped into this project and become reluctantly invested in Baili Qingmiao's journey:

- Shu Yanyan, a succubus and also the smartest person on Wenren È's team, who puts in a lot of hard work seducing Hè Wenzhao despite finding him very boring and for what! well, for schemes, mostly
- Qui Congxue, an evil but charmingly straightforward demonic cultivator who gets accidentally saved and de-skeletonized by Baili Qingmaio and is absolutely furious to learn that all her hard work following the hungry ghost path has been undone now that her flesh has grown back over her lovingly cultivated skeleton corpse
- Zhongli Qian, the third lead of Abusive Romance and the smartest person in the entire story, a noble scholar whom Wenren È optimistically kidnaps in hopes of throwing him at Baili Qingmiao in order to distract her from Hè Wenzhao; IMO this is the funniest subplot in the book, I'm longing to describe Wenren È's Attempts to Create Romance From First Principles so if anyone would like more details I will gladly put them in rot13 in a comment

Obviously of course Wenren È also along the way discovers that Yin Hanjiang is in love with him and they eventually have a touching romance. The romance is fine. I'm much more interested and invested in Wenren È than I am in Yan Hanjiang; also, I personally prefer the early parts of the romance, where Wenren È's Investigations into Human Nature cause him to have revelations like 'oh possibly I should encourage my second-in-command to have 'hobbies' that aren't 'standing grimly outside my tent at all times'?', to the later journeys through the Most Tormented And Obsessive Parts of Yan Hanjiang's Soul, but this is of course a personal preference and I'm sure many people will enjoy that the most.

I also do find very interesting the version of cultivator cosmology presented in this book, where both the 'righteous' and demonic sects are engaged in stealing power from the heavens, and every so often they have to engage in a big battle of opposing forces just to whittle down each other's numbers so ordinary people get a chance to thrive. Baili Qingmiao herself is the reincarnation of the goddess of destruction, who creates plagues/earthquakes/fire/etc so new growth can begin, and the book very much operates on a theme of balance and necessary disaster; I love where Baili Qingmiao's journey ends up in context of this and found the ending really satisfying.

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