skygiants: Fakir and Duck, from Princess Tutu, with a big question mark over Duck's head (communication difficulty)
I made the tactical error of saying on [personal profile] rachelmanija's post about Sheri S. Tepper's Awakeners duology that despite my long history in the Tepper mines I had never actually read these particular books.

Shortly thereafter, of course, I found them in my mailbox, which is why, despite having sworn that Fish Tails would be my last Tepper, here I am again, once again grappling with Sheri S. Tepper's problematic philosophics around genetics, morality, and ecofeminism.

This particular set of Tepper books is set on a world bounded by an enormous river (Northshore) where everyone is religiously forbidden from ever going east. If you travel west to the next town, and you decide you want to go home again, you just gotta keep going! It will take you fifteen years! Good luck!!

In large part this is because whenever anyone dies they get brought to a body pit in the next town over, where, theoretically, they will get Sorted by priests called Awakeners; the virtuous get immediately raptured up to God, and the wicked get turned into zombie slave corpses that shuffle along doing hard labor until eventually getting eaten by the local sentient avian aliens. (Aliens is the wrong term -- the bird aliens are the ones actually native to the planet and humans got here in an indeterminate way from somewhere indeterminately else -- but we will use it anyway, for convenience.) This all has to take place in everyone's next town over so that the sorting is pure and impartial and no one ever has to suffer the distressing experience of seeing somebody they knew and loved shuffling around as a zombie corpse slave, and definitely not for any sinister reasons like global religious conspiracy. If you don't want to run the risk of getting sorted into being a zombie corpse slave, the other option is to do an end run round the Awakeners and throw yourself in the river, which is afflicted by a blight that turns things into wood. (Did Robin Hobb repurpose this idea for her Liveship trilogy or am I misremembering?)

Protagonist A is Thrasne, a young sailor of dubious religious principles who one day fishes a young pregnant woman out of the river into which she threw herself. She is now wood. This does not stop Thrasne from being very into her, romantically. Over the course of several years she is able to convey in a kind of wooden stop-motion animation fashion that Thrasne should look after the daughter she left behind.

Protagonist B is Pamra, the aforementioned daughter, who after her mother's suicide decides to rebel by joining the Awakeners and becoming a religious zealot, until she accidentally learns The Horrible Truth that all religion is oppressive and bad.

Expandtl;dr cool worldbuilding still eugenics )
skygiants: Koizumi Kyoko from Twentieth Century Boys making her signature SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED face (wtf is this)
I have a vague mission to clean out some of the drawers in my room at my parents' house. I didn't get much time to poke through things this time around, but during a cursory drawer investigation I discovered in my 9th-grade Latin notebook a horrifying treasure trove.

ExpandDoodles, circa 2000 )

As a sidenote, I found this gallery of wonders in a drawer that also contained a.) a very argumentative draft of a co-written melodrama about WWII, circa 2002, and b.) four handwritten pages of a fantasy story about four quarreling siblings who gain magical rings, at a guess written approximately circa 1998, which ends abruptly and is followed by an also handwritten poster reading 'END THE DEATH PENALTY' above a drawing of a bloody axe. I forgot to take a photo of that particular masterpiece.
skygiants: Koizumi Kyoko from Twentieth Century Boys making her signature SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED face (wtf is this)
OK, guys, as you know, I've read ... a lot of Sheri Tepper. TOO MUCH Sheri Tepper. Too much by far.

I'm pretty sure Fish Tails is the worst? Maybe the actual worst. Tepper's books range wildly on the 'somewhat bizarre' to 'outright horrific' scale, but they're usually at least entertaining. Fish Tails, however, is not only ideologically horrific, but incredibly poorly plotted and badly written to boot. Triple crown! [personal profile] varadia and I have spent the last week texting each other in increasing levels of horror at just how bad the book actually is.

The actual plot of Fish Tails is ... what is the plot even of Fish Tails? ExpandI don't know, everything is terrible, read at your own risk )

Anyway the point is that now -- I'm done? I'm free? I may never have to read another Sheri S. Tepper book again???? We can only hope!
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Oh, lord. OK. So for winter holidays last year, my VERY DEAR FRIEND [personal profile] varadia bought me a copy of Fish Tails, Sheri Tepper's recently published magnum opus, which is a COMBINED SEQUEL to the True Game books, The Waters Rising -- both of which I'd read within the last five years -- and A Plague of Angels, which I hadn't read since I was a teenager.

This is the post about A Plague of Angels. Fish Tails is coming. I had to prepare myself.

A Plague of Angels takes place in a post-apocalyptic Midwest and begins with several initially-separate plotlines centering around:

1. ABASIO, a FARMBOY who goes off to the BIG CITY and joins a gang. In the BIG CITY literally every single person is in a gang, takes lots of drugs, and has a fatal immunodeficiency disease because this book came out in 1994 and AIDS, children, AIDS! We know Abasio is special because he's the only person that we meet in the city who is smart enough not to take drugs or have lots of unprotected sex. Well done, Abasio! (As far as Sheri S. Tepper is concerned, everyone else deserves what they get. More on this later.)

2. ORPHAN, a MYSTERIOUS YOUNG GIRL who lives in an ARCHETYPAL VILLAGE with a TALKING GUARDIAN ANGEL BIRD along with, for ex., a Hero, an Oracle, a Poet and his Spinster Sister. The archetypal village is at least 75% of why I liked this book as a kid. "It's just like Into the Woods!" thought I. (No. No it is not.) Anyway, Orphan is plucky, rescues a baby griffin, gets Hero to teach her to fight, and gets into trouble with her semi-guardian Oracle when she's not bedraggled and disheveled enough because That Is How Orphans Are Supposed To Be, and it's all relatively charming.

3. QUINCE ELLEL, an EVIL WITCH who commands an army of walking nuclear bombs and is hunting for Orphan because she thinks Orphan has the mystical power to pilot a spaceship, for reasons. Evil Quince Ellel lives with a bunch of other people who still have some technology and records from pre-apocalypse: the Ellels, the Anders, the Mitties and the Berklis. This frustrated me throughout the whole book, because clearly the Mitties ("they're so technological!") were supposed to be the last remnants of MIT, and the Berklis ("they just can't make up their minds about anything!") were referencing Berkeley, but who are the Ellels and the Anders? WHAT AM I MISSING? I'm assuming they're references to universities of some kind because Sheri S. Tepper does really love her evil inbred university professors. All we know about the Anders is that they're fancy and revere craftsmen, and all we know about the Ellels is that they are evil. Internet, I implore you, PLEASE HELP ME DECIPHER SHERI TEPPER'S BRAIN.

4. Oh, also, meanwhile, in another sort of half-a-plot, a sweet old man named Seoca with mysterious powers is attempting to thwart Quince Ellel in vague and unspecified ways.

Anyway, the plots finally start to converge about halfway through the book when evil walking nuclear bombs come hunting for Orphan, she gets kicked out of her village for being too old to be an orphan ("Orphans can't be nineteen and pretty," Oracle tells her sadly, to which I say, Oracle, have you ever read a Gothic novel?) and decides to go seek out the ~mystery~ of her ~past~ in the famous library of Utopian Artemisia. Abasio comes along with her because he and Oracle fell in love at first sight despite the fact that she thinks he's a testosterone-laden ass --

(-- well, technically it's not at first sight because he met her briefly when she was two and he was fourteen and running away from home, but I DIGRESS --)

-- and because he's on the run from his gang because of a subplot about being drugged and tricked into sleeping with the gang leader's girlfriend, which is almost entirely irrelevant except that it leaves him impotent for most of the rest of the book, and also might accidentally lead to the entire city being wiped out, which is really all for the GREATER GOOD so nobody really cares. ExpandTheir journey is when the fun REALLY starts. )

So that's Plague of Angels. And now I feel ... at least slightly more ready to tackle Fish Tails? I'M AS BRACED AS A HUMAN CAN BE BRACED.
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For the 17th, for the December meme (so behind!) [personal profile] ceitfianna asked me about the top five books on my to-read list and why.

...as usual, I don't know if this is top five really if one is grading empirically, but it's the top five I am thinking of at the moment and/or can see on my shelf!

1. The Lie Tree, Frances Hardinge

I don't even have any idea what this is about yet, I just know that NEW FRANCES HARDINGE COMES OUT IN MAY and I am PSYCHED. I loved her first book with a fiery passion and basically everything she's written since then has been consistently better (oh my god Cuckoo Song was SO GOOD!) and ... I know in theory someday this will not be true? But in practice I am going to JUMP ON THIS BOOK AND DEVOUR IT as soon as I can get it into my hands.

2. Species Imperative, Julie Czerneda

I read the first book in this trilogy a few months ago and I loved it! Excellent space opera with a solid female friendship at the heart of the series, a science protagonist who feels like she does actual science (she's a MARINE BIOLOGIST, not a XENOBIOLOGIST, why does everyone keep asking her about aliens?!), and interesting weird alien politics. So then I bought the omnibus so I could read the whole thing in a go ... but I haven't yet because the omnibus is too heavy and I keep balking at carrying it around. :( I outsmarted myself! I have a cunning plan though, I'm going to bring it with me on my vacation home and read it on the bus, and then just leave it in my suitcase the rest of the time. Species Imperative trilogy, I will conquer you!

3. Making it Big: The Diary of a Broadway Musical, Barbara Isenberg

This book has been surprisingly elusive; I've wanted to read it since I first heard about it, and I finally tracked it down at one of my local libraries. To the best of my knowledge it is an account of the DISASTER that was the making of the Broadway musical Big, which, a.) I love disastrous making-of accounts of theatrical and film performances and b.) I was in a disastrous production of Big, when I was in middle school (ok, it was not actually that disastrous except inasmuch as all productions of Big are inherently disastrous, BUT STILL) and I am really looking forward to the schadenfreude. I can only hope it's as magical as Song of Spiderman.

4. Sorcerer to the Crown, Zen Cho

Zen Cho has just sold her first full-length novel -- it comes out sometime next September, I think -- and I AM EMBARRASSINGLY EXCITED. Zen calls the genre "postcolonial fluff for book nerds," which is exactly my favorite sort of fluff, and it's set in the magic 1800s and stars London's first black Sorcerer Royal. Zen says, "It has secret dragons and schoolgirl hijinks and confrontations at balls and bossy witch aunties. It’s even got pontianak, because why not." WHY NOT INDEED. Anyway I assume now you all have heard this you are all as excited as I am!

1. Fish Tails, Sheri S. Tepper

I am not ... 'top' is not exactly the right word here. I did not willingly put this book on my to-read list. Fate, helped along by the cruel hands of [personal profile] varadia, has thrust it upon me. For the record, this is Sheri Tepper's latest. It is a combined sequel to the one where the heroine lays eggs that turns into cephalopod merbabies and the ones with the D&D superpowers and the secret underground mountain full of evil disabled people. It is SEVEN HUNDRED PAGES LONG and Lynne gave it to me for my holiday present, because she wants to laugh at me and my suffering and she KNOWS that now it's in my hands I won't be able to resist.
skygiants: Honey from Ouran with his hands to his HORRIFIED CHEEKS (ZOMG!)
December requested posts thing the second: five most cracktastic plot twists I have ever encountered, for [personal profile] rachelmanija. HOO BOY.

Okay, first of all, I am in no way guaranteeing that these are the actually the five most cracktastic plot twists I have ever encountered, because I'm sure as soon as this goes up five people will remind me of five more EVEN MORE CRACKTASTIC plot twists, to which I will say "I HAD COMPLETELY BLOCKED THAT OUT OF MY HEAD AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME." This is just five reasonably cracktastic plot twists that I can come up with off the top of my head.

1. Since [personal profile] rymenhild has asked me to talk about the Company books later on this month, I may as well set the stage here for things to come: Expandseries-destroying spoilers, SERIOUSLY KAGE BAKER WTF )

2. I think Sheri Tepper only gets to be on here once and I honestly can't decide which was weirder, the time that evil undead university professors took the conjoined twins and separated them into screaming body parts in boxes before they turned into, respectively, an bird-person and an otter-person or the time that humanity's only hope was to join the civilization of sentient squids under the ocean so they could give birth to mer-babies. But honorable mentions certainly go to the time the magical Native American heroine turned out to be a sentient lizard-person who magically removed the sex drive from the human race (Gibbons' Decline and Fall) and the time Beauty from Beauty and the Beast was kidnapped by documentary filmmakers and taken to a dystopian future before learning that all horror writers automatically went straight to hell (Beauty).

3. Did anybody else ever read a set of kid's books about Finn mac Cool? One of them was called The Wizard Children of Finn and it was a fairly normal book in which a couple of kids go back in time and have adventures with Finn mac Cool and the preteen girl kind of crushes on him before discovering that he is her ancestor. Mildly awkward! Then there was a sequel whose name I cannot remember, in which the kids travel back in time again, get turned into birds, and discover that their mother also traveled in time, got turned into a deer, hooked up with Finn (who is also her ancestor) (after turning back from being a deer), and gave birth . . . to two babies . . . which Finn named after that cute girl he met one time and her younger brother . . . before mother and babies all fled forward into the future to allow for the cycle to repeat. SUCH AN INCREASE IN AWKWARD IN SUCH A SHORT SPAN OF TIME.

4. A lot of really weird things happened in Mawaru Penguindrum, but I can't talk about the weirdest and most horrifying because WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE FROG. I will instead talk about the second-weirdest, which is the time it turns out Expandspoilers...I guess? ) No, I'm lying, that isn't even anywhere near the weirdest plot twist.

5. I know, I know, we are all tired of hearing about the pig-dragon boyfriend of doom. AND YET I CAN'T NOT. To make up for it, please have some more cracktastic plot twists courtesy of a request from the last time I did a meme of this nature three years ago.

If anybody else feels inclined to try and top these examples from the top of my head, PLEASE DO.
skygiants: Princess Tutu, facing darkness with a green light in the distance (Default)
A few months ago I went to stay chez [livejournal.com profile] varadia, and we got into a long discussion about Sheri S. Tepper, as you do. When I left, she pressed a Tepper book into my hands and announced, "It's the one with CEPHALOPOD MERBABIES."

So I read The Waters Rising!

The weird thing about The Waters Rising is not actually the cephalopod merbabies. . . . All right, it is the cephalopod merbabies, because those arrive at the end and are incredibly weird. But the weirdest thing is how for half a book it actually seems . . . totally postapocalyptic-world-turned-fantasy-world normal? There is a helpful hero with a sarcastic talking horse, and a ten-year-old ingenue of mysterious parentage who gets sent with some faithful and mysterious companions on an equally mysterious quest to reach AU Post-Apocalyptic China, and some villains engaged in political plotting to take over the kingdom by marriage, and it all feels . . . weirdly not-bizarre! Like, anybody could have written this book!

And then you get about three-quarters of the way through and you realize, NO, IT WAS BIZARRE ALL ALONG AND YOU JUST DIDN'T NOTICE.

Things that are sort of set up early but don't play out until after Expandthe middle of the book are spoilers, I guess )
skygiants: Princess Tutu, facing darkness with a green light in the distance (ooooh)
Because once was not enough: more Sheri S. Tepper nostalgia reading of WTF!

The True Game (it's a trilogy, but I had it in one volume so I think of it as one) follows a teenaged boy named Peter in a world that's structured like a D&D game: when they start to develop powers after leaving school, everyone gets a cool classification like Necromancer or Priestess or Dragon, acquires a nifty new costume to go along with their title, and jaunts around getting involved in highly structured battle sequences according to their +10 power of flight or +5 power of charisma. This is actually a lot of fun to read about, which is probably why I had fond memories of this trilogy!

About halfway through the first book Peter acquires the deus ex machina ability to acquire other people's powers. This, along with his hilarious sulky haplessness and bad habit of trustingly following around sketchy older men, means that for the rest of the book I could not help but picture him like this:



ExpandBook 1: In Which Peter BSODs )


ExpandBook 2: In which OH SHERI TEPPER NO )


ExpandBook 3: In Which The Master Plan Is Revealed (To Be Ridiculous) )
skygiants: Yankumi from Gosuken going "..." (dot dot dot)
For those of you who have never read anything by Sheri S. Tepper, the thing about Sheri S. Tepper is that almost every one of her books is a Very Special Episode about Eco-Feminism Plus Some Other Stuff Sheri Tepper Really Wants To Talk About, As Filtered Through Enormous Amounts of Crack. My local library had about a million of her books when I was growing up, and I'm pretty sure they were the first feminist SF I had ever encountered. My tiny mind was BLOWN. You could write science fiction! About feminism! WHAT WAS THIS WHOLE NEW CONCEPT.

Now of course I look back and many of my vague memories make me go "OH SHERI TEPPER WHAT THE HELL," but, you know, vague memories are vague. Not having read any of her books for years and years, I suddenly had a strong urge to pick up one of the ones I remembered as being the most weird to see how I felt about it now, which ended up being Sideshow and was indeed just about as bizarre and lecture-y as I remember!

OUR SETTING:
ELSEWHERE, a planet composed of a zillion super-individual states, that diversity being STRICTLY ENFORCED by the Enforcers of the central government of Tolerance. All of the states have their own special terrible customs, like abusing women or sacrificing babies. In other words, an entire world created to be a giant straw-man argument against a policy of not interfering with other countries and different cultures.

OUR PROTAGONISTS:
ZASPER ERTIGON: The old retired mentor Enforcer, who once ILLEGALLY RESCUED A BABY from HUMAN SACRIFICE and has since become DISILLUSIONED with the whole system. Too old for this shit, and therefore doomed.
DANIVON LUZE: Has no idea that he was the ILLEGALLY RESCUED BABY and has become THE PERFECT ENFORCER. Has a magical sense of smell that can predict the future. Perpetually self-satisfied, kind of a jerk, Our Hero Sort Of.
FRINGE OWLDARK: Badass lady Enforcer with a Tragic Past, Loads of Insecurity, and Intimacy Issues. Our Heroine.
BOARMUS: Head Bureaucrat on Tolerance. Completely ineffectual.
JORY and ASNER: Heroes of previous Sheri S. Tepper books who appear here without much explanation.
BERTRAN and NELA ZY-CZORSKY: Hermaphroditic incestuous conjoined twins, randomly assigned different gender identities by their parents at birth, because WHY NOT. From Earth, sent to the plot via time travel, because again WHY NOT.

ExpandOUR PLOT. Spoilers ahoy. )

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