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Probably-Not-Last Will and Testament
Dec. 14th, 2006 05:31 pmTomorrow I'm flying home. If my plane should happen to crash on an island somewhere between the West Coast and the East, leaving me stranded with the First Evil Mist Monster and some out-of-context polar bears for an extended period of time, these are my wishes:
1. All my characters are to die tragically in a bus crash over a cliff into the Milliways lake.
2. Except for Mary Lennox, who is to jump fifteen years forward in her timeline and die in childbirth.
3. Plastic Jayne goes to Shati so he can get in on the Reaver-My Little Pony lovefest. As does all the seam-ripping that would formerly have been my responsibility.
4. My copy of The Fionavar Tapestry goes to Batya, Gen or Sweeney. They can arm-wrestle for it!
5. Any Kage Baker and Diana Wynne Jones books I own are to be disseminated across the continent, for spreading of the love.
6. My black stompy boots go to whichever of y'all has size 9.5 feet.
7. My unfinished MarySuetastic novels from high school (oh yes. They're out there) go to whichever one of you happens to have killed the most kittens today.
8. Any leftover money in my account is to be used to purchase all the world's copies of Return to the Secret Garden - it shouldn't be too hard - to see if, concentrated into one place, they really can make things burst into flames of horror.
9. . . . I think I've run out of interesting things I own. This is a little sad. If you wish for a portion of my estate, speak now or forever hold your peace!
1. All my characters are to die tragically in a bus crash over a cliff into the Milliways lake.
2. Except for Mary Lennox, who is to jump fifteen years forward in her timeline and die in childbirth.
3. Plastic Jayne goes to Shati so he can get in on the Reaver-My Little Pony lovefest. As does all the seam-ripping that would formerly have been my responsibility.
4. My copy of The Fionavar Tapestry goes to Batya, Gen or Sweeney. They can arm-wrestle for it!
5. Any Kage Baker and Diana Wynne Jones books I own are to be disseminated across the continent, for spreading of the love.
6. My black stompy boots go to whichever of y'all has size 9.5 feet.
7. My unfinished MarySuetastic novels from high school (oh yes. They're out there) go to whichever one of you happens to have killed the most kittens today.
8. Any leftover money in my account is to be used to purchase all the world's copies of Return to the Secret Garden - it shouldn't be too hard - to see if, concentrated into one place, they really can make things burst into flames of horror.
9. . . . I think I've run out of interesting things I own. This is a little sad. If you wish for a portion of my estate, speak now or forever hold your peace!
