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[skygiants]

Why not. *thieves meme, sells it on the black market*

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

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[skygiants]

Eee, you do GOOD ones. :D *thinks* This would be easier if I'd read Archer's Goon more recently!

Okay.

1. At first, Torquil was really, really offended by disco. Painfully so.

Then he realized the costuming opportunities available in big hair and the giant trouser legs and embraced it with utter evil glee. He tried to talk the choirboys into embracing it too.

Now that he is free to travel, he will go through the same cycle with MTV.

2. Awful can't sing. Both Torquil and Awful are aware of this. But Awful enjoys it, and Torquil thinks it is entertaining to encourage her anyways.

3. How much does Torquil like being one of the tall ones of the family? THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much. He also likes being skinny and stylish, but every so often he envies Shine her bulk. She's so imposing.