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[personal profile] skygiants
oh man guys I just started reading The Rabbi's Cat after having meant to for years and this is what happens in the first few pages:

CAT: So now I can talk! What I would like to say is: I totally did not gain the ability to speak by eating the parrot. The parrot ... went to visit its relatives. In the country.
RABBI: .... so now I have a talking cat, and it's a BIG FAT LIAR. Wow. Cat, you are the worst! And you're a terrible Jew!
CAT: HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M EVEN JEWISH.
RABBI: ...
CAT: I've never even been Bar Mitzvahed.
RABBI: Cat, you are seven.
CAT: THAT'S 49 IN CAT YEARS. If I'm going to be Jewish I want to be Bar Mitzvahed.
RABBI: Well ... I guess we'll take you to my rabbi and see ... what he thinks ... about talking cats getting Bar Mitzvahed ...
RABBI'S RABBI: Wow, cat, you are the worst. You are a big fat liar, and also, you are terrible, and also, the idea of cats getting Bar Mitzvahed is patently absurd.
CAT: OR MAYBE, I am GOD who has come down from Heaven in the form of a HUMBLE CAT to TEST YOU, and you have FAILED.
RABBI'S RABBI: ahhhh! Forgive me!
CAT: lol jk I'm totally not God! trololololol
RABBI'S RABBI: Rabbi, your talking cat is the actual worst entity on this planet and I hate it more than I've ever hated anything.

THIS CAT IS THE BEST WORST. HE'S SUCH A JERK. IT'S AMAZING. why did I wait so long to read this book.

Date: 2014-04-06 04:35 am (UTC)
aquamirage: Natasha and Sonya holding hands and looking at the sky (one-thousand kudos)
From: [personal profile] aquamirage
This sounds......amazing.

Date: 2014-04-06 06:36 am (UTC)
yasaman: picture of jasmine flower, with text yasaman (Default)
From: [personal profile] yasaman
Oh, I just watched the animated movie of this a few weeks ago! It's available on Netflix streaming FYI. It was French and delightful, I loved that trolly cat.

Date: 2014-04-06 07:03 am (UTC)
katta: Photo of Diane from Jake 2.0 with Jake's face showing on the computer monitor behind her, and the text Talk geeky to me. (Default)
From: [personal profile] katta
That sounds AWESOME! If the rest of the book is as good, I want to read it. (But then, I have a thing for talking cats after Lloyd Alexander.)

Date: 2014-04-06 07:18 am (UTC)
jinian: (dandy highwayman)
From: [personal profile] jinian
Seriously, you hadn't read this?! You will enjoy it SO MUCH.

Date: 2014-04-06 09:27 am (UTC)
vass: Icon of Saint Ignatius being eaten by lions (eaten by lions)
From: [personal profile] vass
I have to read this. And tell my former flatmate. She had a Bar Mitzvah for her cat when he turned 13 in human years. "Today you are a cat."

Date: 2014-04-06 04:13 pm (UTC)
vass: Icon of Saint Ignatius being eaten by lions (eaten by lions)
From: [personal profile] vass
I have a feeling this cat should not be allowed anywhere near Kabbalah.

Date: 2014-04-06 10:28 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kate_nepveu
This book is great. I love all the characters and spending time with them.

When you're done, check out http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/35/petition.html

Date: 2014-04-06 11:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] coffeeandink
Joann Sfar is SO AMAZING.

Date: 2014-04-06 06:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] brownbetty
YES! THE CAT IS THE WORST!

Date: 2014-04-08 03:17 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] oyceter
OMG you haven't read this the cat is the BEST!!! AT BEING WORST! BUT BEST!

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