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Sep. 6th, 2016 10:20 pmI have read my first Jennifer Crusie! It's Maybe This Time, which I understood to be a rom-com novel loosely based on Turn of the Screw but which IN FACT, hilariously, turned out instead to be straight-up Turn of the Screw fanfic.
So Our Heroine, Andie, gets tapped by her stressed-out lawyer ex-husband North to go take care of his wards who refuse to leave their creepy and potentially-haunted house.
Andie has a semi-hemi-demi-fiance and ... hypothetically an actual job that she's just quit at a moment's notice? I guess? I'm not sure if it's even mentioned? .... but suspension of disbelief is not relevant here, what's relevant is THESE TERRIBLE CHILDREN NEED AN ADULT WHO LOVES THEM and also maybe ghosts, and two of the maybe ghosts are, spoiler alert, named Peter Quint and Miss Jessel, because this house was literally ported over stone-by-stone from England by an eccentric millionaire SOLELY IN ORDER to allow for hilarious Turn of the Screw fanfic.
Andie bonds rapidly with the terrible children, and is actually pretty OK with handling the maybe ghosts! She is less OK with dealing with the sudden screwball comedy home invasion in the second half of the book, featuring:
- the semi-hemi-demi fiance
- the ex-husband
- Andie's terrifying force-of-nature mother
- the ex-husband's terrifying force-of-nature mother
- the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother
- the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend
- the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend's cameraman
- the long-suffering professional ghost debunker hired by the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend
- the even more long-suffering medium hired by the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend
PLUS the two terrible children! PLUS all the maybe ghosts!
For the most part it is all generally rollicking good times except for one EXTREMELY JARRING thing which is when one of the ghosts possesses an unlikable character and then uses her body to sleep with several men in what the character thinks is a dream, which -- I mean, it is explicitly called out as rape, which I guess is something, but I did not expect that in the middle of my screwball comedy. :/
So Our Heroine, Andie, gets tapped by her stressed-out lawyer ex-husband North to go take care of his wards who refuse to leave their creepy and potentially-haunted house.
Andie has a semi-hemi-demi-fiance and ... hypothetically an actual job that she's just quit at a moment's notice? I guess? I'm not sure if it's even mentioned? .... but suspension of disbelief is not relevant here, what's relevant is THESE TERRIBLE CHILDREN NEED AN ADULT WHO LOVES THEM and also maybe ghosts, and two of the maybe ghosts are, spoiler alert, named Peter Quint and Miss Jessel, because this house was literally ported over stone-by-stone from England by an eccentric millionaire SOLELY IN ORDER to allow for hilarious Turn of the Screw fanfic.
Andie bonds rapidly with the terrible children, and is actually pretty OK with handling the maybe ghosts! She is less OK with dealing with the sudden screwball comedy home invasion in the second half of the book, featuring:
- the semi-hemi-demi fiance
- the ex-husband
- Andie's terrifying force-of-nature mother
- the ex-husband's terrifying force-of-nature mother
- the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother
- the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend
- the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend's cameraman
- the long-suffering professional ghost debunker hired by the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend
- the even more long-suffering medium hired by the ex-husband's irresponsible baby brother's new unscrupulous reporter girlfriend
PLUS the two terrible children! PLUS all the maybe ghosts!
For the most part it is all generally rollicking good times except for one EXTREMELY JARRING thing which is when one of the ghosts possesses an unlikable character and then uses her body to sleep with several men in what the character thinks is a dream, which -- I mean, it is explicitly called out as rape, which I guess is something, but I did not expect that in the middle of my screwball comedy. :/
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Date: 2016-09-07 04:49 am (UTC)I did not expect a screwball comedy based on The Turn of the Screw!
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Date: 2016-09-08 02:07 am (UTC)... I was trying to pull together a clever 'No one expects the Spanish Inquisition' joke here based on turning screws but it was a bad idea, it is a bad idea, I'm just going to stop.
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Date: 2016-09-08 11:30 pm (UTC)Also, seconding other recommendations: my two favorite Crusies are Faking It and Anyone But You.
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Date: 2016-09-07 11:29 am (UTC)I'm fairly fond of Welcome to Temptation, which hits my Overly Responsible Sibling Taking Care of Everything buttons, and Faking It is fairly delightful.
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Date: 2016-09-08 02:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-09-07 05:00 pm (UTC)also, the ghost rape, where they're like "...uh, was that rape?" and someone's like "Well, you know, she probably would have been up for it," and everyone's like. "Welp, true!"
But my goodreads followers list of people who have read this book is pretty much a big "wtf ghost rape?!" discussion.
My favourite Crusie is Anyone But You, AKA The One With Fred.
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Date: 2016-09-08 02:21 am (UTC)I mean that said I did really enjoy the other 90% of the book, IT'S JUST.
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Date: 2016-09-08 04:45 am (UTC)I believe Bet Me is the best Crusie ever, but if you're looking for screwball comedy, What the Lady Wants or Manhunting or Faking It are better bets.
Her writing has improved over time, so the older books are more light fluff with simple plotlines, and the later ones are more complex. Bet Me is a tour de force in which we see competing theories of romantic love go up against each other, and they *all work.*
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Date: 2016-09-15 04:28 pm (UTC)(Also, I think ghost possession was a plot point in the original story? Can't say for certain though, since I've never read it. But Crusie could have sidestepped the whole issue by just shifting the focus to Miss Jessel and Peter Quint instead of May.)
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Date: 2016-09-19 12:59 am (UTC)(It sort of is? It's very ambiguous in the original story whether there really are ghosts, whether they're possessing anyone or just lurking ominously, what their sinister influence even entails ... there is a whole strain of literary criticism that's like 'THE GOVERNESS IS JUST PROJECTING HER OWN PSYCHOSEXUAL FRUSTRATION,' which I'm sure is part of what Crusie's engaging with.)