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[skygiants]

This extremely stupid tumblr post made me laugh incredibly hard, and also kicked off a long and very silly Schitt's Creek Star Wars AU conversation with attractivegeekery.

karen: a perfect trinity
all canadian, all tire fires
(I just had to look up hayden christiansen to be sure)

becca: can you imagine
an anakin skywalker & david rose role swap au

karen: ....someone needs to write that fic.
I mean, the whole sand thing works.
just right out of the gate.

becca: qui gon and obi wan descend on the roses to inform them that their son is the most powerful jedi they've ever seen.
alexis: EW, david!

karen: ....are they stuck on Tatooine because Johnny bought it for David as a joke.

becca: YES
OMG
YES THEY ARE

karen: and it's the only thing they have after the empire confiscates their holo-corporation for tax evasion

becca: roland schitt is the world's worst moisture farmer

karen: ....i'm just....the very concept of a queen patrick brewer is making me cry

becca: I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY
patrick is so tired

karen: "Really. you didn't know this about yourself, and you're literally A QUEEN."

becca: just
imagine how angry patrick is
about the federation's TAX SHENANIGANS

karen: because he's the only one looking forward to the business meetings, and yet there's all this adventure
and he's just so so tired

karen: he's in disguise as just the queen's accountant for most of the first movie
the queen has six accountants who accompany her everywhere

karen: i mean, because who couldn't

becca: especially when you rule a planet! there's so much paperwork!!
this is blending movies a little but then david gets in danger and yoda is like 'well ... there is .... another'
[pointed look at alexis]
alexis: EW!!!!!!
does alexis end up as david's unwilling padawan
alexisohka

karen: Is the council just...the town council
Is Ronnie Sam Jackson's character?
...is Jake Jar Jar?

becca: YES
flgdhldkhgs

karen: He just Himbos his way into fixing everything.

becca: until he briefly gets made temp senator and throws the wrong swinger party

karen: Is it wrong though? Is it?

becca: wait is STEVIE obi wan
she's so, so tired

karen: i'm changing my vote
RONNIE IS QUI GON, AND STEVIE IS OBI WAN
And ronnie is ALREADY DONE WITH PATRICK

becca: wait
- ok yes you're absolutely right
i was going to argue for roland as qui gon
because then he got to die >.>
but ronnie being ALREADY DONE WITH PATRICK is so much funnier

karen: An astrally projecting Ronnie being done with Patrick just cracks me up more than Roland showing up randomly in projection to make horrible sexual innuendo

becca: no, you're fully right and i was wrong

karen: Plus if Roland is a Jedi, then we don't have Mutt.

becca: ...is roland count dooku

karen: ....he kind of has to be.
Sabastian Raine is Darth Grevious
...we are reaching the end of my knowledge, because I haven't seen any of the cartoons, and it's been ages since I've seen the prequels.
But...I'm still crying.

becca: there's so much more potential in the cartoons
....including for a mutt
if roland is count dooku then mutt HAS to be ventress
count dooku's dirtbag apprentice
but ... i'm supposed to get on a zoom call in five minutes ... so i'll stop here. BUT THIS IS GOING ON DW FOR SURE

[several hours later]

karen: I'M NOT STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS
YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS~!
Either Gwen or Maureen Budd (Stevie's Aunt) needs to be Qui Gon, leaving Ronnie to be Mace Windu

becca: (belatedly) I would LOVE Jedi Maureen Budd
everyone hated her!!

karen: HA!
Everyone but Stevie

becca: obi wan really IS the only person who was ever sad about qui gon

[okay now really finit]

Comments

[attractivegeekery]

I am STILL LAUGHING.
The mental image of David being, "basically 40," in front of the council in a black and white lightning robe.

Or the Council just being the Jazzagals.

Sabastian Raine being a Sith Lord.

And I'm SUPER DUPER proud of the Patrick Queen joke.
Chuffed, even.

[petra]

I am really happy that someone else looked at Tatooine and went, "Yep, that's the Schitt's Creek of the GFFA." I came to that conclusion with a friend several months ago and have been unable to shake it.

[skygiants]

Hah, I thought your post might have mentioned that, I knew it sounded familiar! (I read it at the time, but also at the time I had not yet watched Schitt's Creek so I didn't really understand.)

[petra]

It's one of those key pieces of crossover logic where once you start thinking about Roses in different contexts, the conclusion is inescapable, I think.

[skygiants]

THE COUNCIL HAS TO SING ALL THEIR INSTRUCTIONS IN FOUR-PART HARMONY

is ... if Roland is Count Dooku ..... then is Jocelyn, his former master who inexplicably has no idea that he's evil, Yoda????

(Queen Patrick is the funniest thing in this entire AU.)

[attractivegeekery]

Wait...remind me, have you seen all of the most recent season?
Because there's a joke I want to make, but that I am afraid of spoiling for you.

[petra]

hannah and I posted this link at each other simultaneously.

Stevie as Obi-Wan absolutely murdered me. But not as much as Mutt Ventress, which is just chef's-kiss perfection.

The Jedi Council being the Jazzagals makes my heart sing in SSAA harmony.

[attractivegeekery]

"Uh uh, he's too old to be trained."

"I CAN HEAR YOU...SO,"

[skygiants]

omg, every time I imagine the Jazzagals sternly singing at David in perfect harmony about how he isn't ready to become a Master (with Moira occasionally pushing through to the front to scat a solo) I die of laughter all over again

[such_heights]

This is all amazing I'm so delighted. :D

[skygiants]

I'm still giggling about it 24 hours later ... WE MAKE OUR OWN FUN ROUND HERE.