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Sometime this weekend I'm going to put up an actual Deep Space 9 episode post, but in the meantime I just discovered these notes from a conversation between me and Debi in a notebook on my laptop from who knows how many months ago:

DEEP SPACE RECREATION

- Odo and Ben love each other. But they're TOTALLY NOT FRIENDS. Batman doesn't have friends. But they love each other.
- Ann is conflicted about sleeping with Bashir, because he's her boss; sleeps with him anyway; breaks it off because she's uncomfortable being in an open relationship that involves a war criminal [note: if memory serves the war criminal part refers to Garak]
- Jadzia hits on Ann all the time but she never notices because she's so used to Leslie. It's so nice to have a normal friend!
- THE O'BRIENS AND THE GURGICHES HAVE SO MANY BORING DINNERS TOGETHER [note: to be honest I think this is the best and most accurate part of the post]
- Jake and Nog buy all their clothes from Tom
- Ron likes Odo. Then Ron finds out Odo believes in 1984-style surveillance all the time. Ron does not like Odo.
- Sisko hates Leslie. AND EVERYONE.