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Aug. 19th, 2011 07:14 pmMan, it has been ages since I have done one of these! . . . it is also the first time I am screencapping while in an apartment with roommates, which means that there are other people to hear and verify how I burst into giggles every single time I take a screencap. OH WELL.
Anyway, last time, Stylist Wang swept the competition in her very stylish hat:

And it seems that this week she is resting on her laurels, leaving the field free for Jeremy to take us on a journey into the neon pink depths of his soul!
1.
It's only the first outfit here and I am already out of words. The shiny pink stripes are bad enough, but . . .

I think those are the least explicable pants I have EVER SEEN. What! What! Why! Why would you do that to innocent legs that never hurt anybody?
2.
Fortunately, Jeremy's next inexplicable outfit (skinny jeans, and - are those lungs painted on his sweatshirt?) provides the answer . . .

He is protecting his virtue. Defensive coloration, Jeremy! If you make yourself as hideous as humanly possible, you can protect yourself against your (NUN) bandmate's dangerously seductive powers!

I think the bat-wing earring is a nice touch. If you are concerned that Jeremy looks like somebody has just hit him in the face, do not fear! The only person who has just hit Jeremy in the face is Jeremy himself.
3.
Feeling threatened and demasculinized, Jeremy decides to reassure himself by dressing up as . . . . a Korean boyband cosplay version of a seventeenth-century cavalier? At least, that is the closest approximation I can make here, although the space boots do kind of detract from the image.

But they are sort of overwhelmed by the tight pink pants and the floppy bow regardless.

However, even the most extravagant of cravats does not soothe Jeremy's troubled mind! EVEN MORE DRASTIC MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN.
4.
And taken they are.

BRING IT, GO MI NAM. Jeremy is fully protected by his neon-multicolored-batcape-tunic of inexplicableness and HE IS NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.

So he'll just sashay off then.
5.
So I don't think any one of Tae Kyeung's outfits this episode can really compete against Jeremy's, but taken all together as a theme, he may have a fighting change!

I mean, clearly he has learned his lesson after his terrifying adventures with a man-eating cowl, and I respect his bravery in baring his collarbones to the public . . .

. . . although someone may have to break it to him gently that he is not actually the member of the band who possesses cleavage to show off.
Vote on the ULTIMATE MOST FABULOUS over at the LJ crosspost!
Anyway, last time, Stylist Wang swept the competition in her very stylish hat:
And it seems that this week she is resting on her laurels, leaving the field free for Jeremy to take us on a journey into the neon pink depths of his soul!
1.
It's only the first outfit here and I am already out of words. The shiny pink stripes are bad enough, but . . .
I think those are the least explicable pants I have EVER SEEN. What! What! Why! Why would you do that to innocent legs that never hurt anybody?
2.
Fortunately, Jeremy's next inexplicable outfit (skinny jeans, and - are those lungs painted on his sweatshirt?) provides the answer . . .
He is protecting his virtue. Defensive coloration, Jeremy! If you make yourself as hideous as humanly possible, you can protect yourself against your (NUN) bandmate's dangerously seductive powers!
I think the bat-wing earring is a nice touch. If you are concerned that Jeremy looks like somebody has just hit him in the face, do not fear! The only person who has just hit Jeremy in the face is Jeremy himself.
3.
Feeling threatened and demasculinized, Jeremy decides to reassure himself by dressing up as . . . . a Korean boyband cosplay version of a seventeenth-century cavalier? At least, that is the closest approximation I can make here, although the space boots do kind of detract from the image.
But they are sort of overwhelmed by the tight pink pants and the floppy bow regardless.
However, even the most extravagant of cravats does not soothe Jeremy's troubled mind! EVEN MORE DRASTIC MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN.
4.
And taken they are.
BRING IT, GO MI NAM. Jeremy is fully protected by his neon-multicolored-batcape-tunic of inexplicableness and HE IS NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.
So he'll just sashay off then.
5.
So I don't think any one of Tae Kyeung's outfits this episode can really compete against Jeremy's, but taken all together as a theme, he may have a fighting change!
I mean, clearly he has learned his lesson after his terrifying adventures with a man-eating cowl, and I respect his bravery in baring his collarbones to the public . . .
. . . although someone may have to break it to him gently that he is not actually the member of the band who possesses cleavage to show off.
Vote on the ULTIMATE MOST FABULOUS over at the LJ crosspost!
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Date: 2011-08-20 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-20 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-20 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-20 03:32 am (UTC). . . . for what, I don't know, but I'm SURE IT'S METAPHORICAL FOR SOMETHING.
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Date: 2011-08-20 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-20 03:35 am (UTC)(Jeremy used to be British royalty you know.)
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Date: 2011-08-20 03:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-20 06:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-20 02:41 pm (UTC)And then he turned around, and all my happy illusions were horribly dispelled.