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[skygiants]

An addendum: nextian and I fixed Snowpiercer. Everyone else can go home now.

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[newredshoes]

Everything is better with daemons!

(I was hanging out with two people last night, only one of whom had seen Snowpiercer, and to avoid spoiling the other I had to keep biting back the urge to shout "CHRIS EVANS ATE A BABY!!!!!1" while we peered in the window of a truly horrifying junk shop for about twenty minutes.)

[skygiants]

Shati's coming to visit next weekend and I can only imagine the number of times "HOW CAN I BE A LEADER IF I HAVE TWO GOOD ARMS!" is going to get shouted back and forth over the course of those 48 hours. HE KNOWS THEY TASTE THE BEST.

...is that even true? I mean, maybe, but you'd get all these tiny bones stuck in your teeth! Eating baby daemons seems like a way better bet.

[newredshoes]

Yeah, but baby daemons vanish in distressingly glowy clouds of Dust when people die, right? And that doesn't feed anybody!

[skygiants]

But it shouldn't be a problem if the owners are still technically alive! :D? Maybe you could eat them bit by bit, like that joke about the pig.

[newredshoes]

Real talk: If you eat part of a baby daemon in one form, and it shifts into another, does it regrow what you ate, potentially creating a neverending food source?

[jothra]

You are all terrible people.

[newredshoes]

Someone has to ask the hard questions.

[jinian]

This is a job for SCIENCE!