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Aug. 31st, 2007 02:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skygiantsYou guys know the logic puzzle about the chicken, the fox, and the bag of grain and how to get them all across a river with a boat that only seats two?
Replace the chicken and the fox with a pair of three-year-olds who refuse to answer to anything other than 'Spongebob' and 'Mr. Krabs'*, the bag of grain with tricycles the kids cannot maneuver on their own, the limited number of seats with my two hands - each of which must be attached to a child while crossing the street - and the river with a series of intersections and you have my past day or three.
Why is my Heroes power not growing extra hands?
(Sidenote: Also, why didn't anyone tell me that the Spongebob movie features a cameo by David Hasselhoff swimming the heroes into the ocean on his shoulders and then shooting them down into their ocean village homeland by physically reshaping his pectoral muscles into a JET-PROPEL SLIDE? You people fail at keeping me informed. However: most I've laughed in a week.)
Replace the chicken and the fox with a pair of three-year-olds who refuse to answer to anything other than 'Spongebob' and 'Mr. Krabs'*, the bag of grain with tricycles the kids cannot maneuver on their own, the limited number of seats with my two hands - each of which must be attached to a child while crossing the street - and the river with a series of intersections and you have my past day or three.
Why is my Heroes power not growing extra hands?
(Sidenote: Also, why didn't anyone tell me that the Spongebob movie features a cameo by David Hasselhoff swimming the heroes into the ocean on his shoulders and then shooting them down into their ocean village homeland by physically reshaping his pectoral muscles into a JET-PROPEL SLIDE? You people fail at keeping me informed. However: most I've laughed in a week.)
