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[skygiants]

Having finished Ouran last night, I have but this to say, as I previously flailed to Mir: I have never watched anything that made me feel so much like a girl.

It's really rather disconcerting.

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[schiarire.livejournal.com]

*best Teen Girl Squad voice* SOOOO GOOD!!!

[skygiants]

. . . true. *confesses*

Argh. I do not want to embrace my inner squeaky fangirl! I want to SQUASH it. Go away, squeaky fangirl. Stop squeaking 'Kyouya' in my ear.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

LKSDJFLDKSJFLKSDJKL

BUT KYOUYA IS SO AMAZING!

SQUEAK WITH ME

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

KYOUYA IS THE BEST.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

HE IS TATSUMI BUT PERHAPS EVEN BETTER

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

IF IT IS POSSIBLE, YES.

[skygiants]

Yeeeeeah, he is.

*weeps* *squeakily*

DAMN YOU, EVIL CALCULATING GRIN.

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

*smiiiirks*

[skygiants]

*throws something at you grumpily*

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

You want to write fic. AND YOU KNOW IT.

[skygiants]

ONLY HORRIFIC CROSSOVER FIC. THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

DOES TOO

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

YES. IT DOES.

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT!

I mean, what? What?

FIC, FIC FIC!

[skygiants]

I HATE YOU PEOPLE.

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

"And then, Kyouya would grin at Aiko and say 'That is an interesting view' and Tamaki would cry and Haruhi would wear a blue princess dress and then--"

[skygiants]

*FLEEEES TO WORK ON SCHOOL PROJECT*

*comesbacktothislatermaybe*

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

D:

Kyouya commiserating/pretending to commiserate with Akio had not occurred to me.

A ROUGH DRAFT

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

Well. *thinks*

~

Haruhi follows behind Utena, batting off Tamaki and the twins as they try and fondle her Ohtori girls' uniform.

"So--" Hikaru starts.

"--cute!" Kaoru finishes

Tamaki floats after the group of them, giggling to himself. "Yes, Haruhi-chan, we can share a bento together. Hehehehe!"

"There should be cake!" Hunny latches onto Haruhi's leg and stops her in her tracks. Mori slides in with a piece of cake topped with strawberries.

Miki clicks his stop watch. "It seems Fujioka-san will fit in just fine."

"Hm." Touga smirks, just the slightest, and goes into a bow with a flourish. "Hello, Fujioka-san. I am Kiryuu Touga, a wholesome boy." And he dips Haruhi back, and grins down at her. "And I hope we can be good friends."

"Sempai..." Haruhi lifts her head and stares up at Touga with her wide, brown eyes. "...you have broccoli between your teeth."

Beat.

"HARUHI, DADDY IS SO PROUD!"

The twins wave a "GO, HARUHI, GO!" banner, Hunny throws flowers, Mori shakes a tambourine, and Tamaki tackles Haruhi away from Touga with tears in his eyes.

"MOTHER, COME SHARE OUR DAUGHTER'S MOMENT OF GLORY!" It takes a moment of celebration before--

Tamaki lifts his head. "Kyoya?"

Utena looks back the way they came. "Oh, Anthy was walking with him. May be she is showing him the greenhouse."

***

Kyoya lifts the tea cup to his lips.

"Thank you, Miss Anthy."

"It's poisoned," Anthy says with a smile.

Beat.

"Ah." Kyoya takes a sip.

[ashen_key]

Ouran?????

[skygiants]

It is a cracktastic anime which - um. Ji explains better than I do! *looks around for Ji*

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

OKAY, SO, a girl who looks like a boy, and who everyone thinks is a boy, although she wasn't originally pretending to be a boy, accidentally breaks something expensive belonging to the Ouran Academy [High School] Host Club. This is a collection of anime stereotypes who sell their ability to woo women as an extracurricular activity. You have the cold, intelligent bastard in glasses type (Kyouya), the twins who seem way way too into each other (Hikaru and Kaoru), the tall dark silent type (Mori) and his counterpart in all terrible doujinshi, the 'lolishota' type, i.e., a boy who looks and behaves like an elementary school-aged child despite whatever his real age is (Honey). Most importantly, there is the delusional romancer/genuine lover of women (Tamaki), whose idea the whole shebang is.

The girl-boy from the first sentence is a scholarship student at this extremely expensive, extremely classist private school, and so has to work off her debt to the Host Club by working for them as -- I would guess -- a Boy Next Door type. Her name is Haruhi.

If you're familiar with Yami no Matsuei or Weiss Kreuz, I can break it down a lot easier through the cunning use of parallels.

[ashen_key]

I once watched the entire series of Yami no Matsuei in a single marathon sitting. So, I am somewhat familiar with it, yes.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

OK, um, these are open to arguing (except for the Tatsumi one), BUT:

Tatsumi: Kyouya
Tsuzuki: Tamaki
Hisoka: Haruhi

Good?

[ashen_key]

Oooh, okay.